Thomas Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson founded The University of Virginia in 1819. UVA is the number two public school in the country and is ranked 23rd nationally at the same level as Georgetown. This beautiful school is rife with tradition and beauty. All one needs to do is walk around grounds on a spring day to see way all of the students at this storied institution love their school. The traditions at UVA are interesting and unique. From streaking the lawn down to the statue of Homer then kissing him on the bum and then running back up to the rotunda to say goodnight to Mister Jefferson to steam tunneling in the underground system of tunnels which brings heat to the buildings around grounds. Students here are committed to learning and improving the world around them. Some famous graduates of the University of Virginia include Katie Couric, Robert F. Kennedy, Tina Fey, Woodrow Wilson, and Tiki Barber. Students can be seen at all hours of the night at the 24 hour University library, Clemons, studying and writing papers. These students committed to excellence, have a no cheating, lying, or stealing policy institutionalized in the honor code and upheld by the honor committee. This single sanction code ensures Professors can trust their students and that students can trust each other. Those members of the University community who cannot abide by the honor code are removed from the University. Most students love the honor code however and would not get rid of something that makes their school unique. The University of Virginia is one of the best schools in the world and the premier undergraduate experience.

TJ was also the third president, he helped write the declaration, and he was the president under which the US bought half of its land mass (the Louisiana Purchase). He also had many other contributions. UVA is the best though.

Person One: Who is your favorite President?
Person Two: Thomas Jefferson
Person One: Why?
Person Two: I go to UVA. TJ's my homeboy

by UVAgirl March 12, 2009

Jeffing

The act of reiterating exactly the same thing your friend literally just said, causing a cloud of annoyance and awkwardness amongst the group.

Colin: "Guys, I just ordered 5000 condoms online."
Wyatt: "Oh, I was just about to say, I ordered 5000 condoms online too!"
-_-
Colin: "Wyatt, quit Jeffing me."
Dylan: "Yeah, you're such a Jeff!"

by CamoCrocs69420 April 8, 2015

Jeff

A Sneaky little bastard that think he is the shit but isn't and wants everything to be his way and his way only and only talks to you when he is bored you if forced t o talk to you come to you with his drama and get you drsgged into even though you has nothing to do with that drama.

"Who is that"
"oh thats Jeff stay away from him he is a sneaky bastard and will screw you over"

by ProfessionalDr.PepperAddict April 7, 2020

Jefferson Davis

The best president in American History

Jefferson Davis led the Confederacy to victory over the Axis of Evil...and the world was a better place.

by !Candy! June 1, 2005

Jeff's Balls

Jeff's balls are about 3 inches in diameter. They are green and hairy. When in public, Jeff will often expose his balls as a way of calming a crowd. Often in a fit of anger Jeff will whip one of his balls at someone who is misbehaving. Most people prefer not to come in contact with Jeff's balls.

Joe: "Indemnity form blah blah blah, impeach blah blah blah..."

THWACK! (Joe hit by Jeff's balls)

by Douches November 25, 2004

Jeffery

the kind of guy to be cute and cuddly when he's drunk, but when he's sober he's a bastard that will never follow you back on twitter.

"don't be a jeffery right now"
"you're a fucking jeffery"

by Spidermanspenis November 3, 2013

Jeff

He is an awful person. He lives in West Vancouver and is a narcissist. If you sleep with him beware; he fucks men as well as women and he doesn't use rubber.

Get tested if you slept with Jeff

by Cowgirl2018hey May 14, 2019