When a couple is so perfect together , They're named a 'Jesus Couple'. Only rare special , good looking couples are allowed to be named a Jesus Couple. Those who are a Jesus Couple are to be respected since they're too perfect.
Lauren : Omfg , Angelina & Brad are a total Jesus Couple !
Zaida : Totally ! They're perfect together !
Lauren : I wish I was in a Jesus Couple !
Zaida : Totally ! They're perfect together !
Lauren : I wish I was in a Jesus Couple !
by Victoria Vasquez January 17, 2013
Ex-smoker turned on by blowing big clouds of vapor. The "Vape Jesus" is distinct in style. Commonly seen or referred to as a "hippy". Long hair, big beard, loves skinny jeans and cardigans.
"Mom, that creepy man riding the fixed gear bike blowing clouds is looking at me funny."
"Don't worry son. That's no serial killer or pedophile. It's just Vape Jesus."
"Don't worry son. That's no serial killer or pedophile. It's just Vape Jesus."
by mysterysola November 23, 2016
When the sun shines through a minute opening in the clouds, bestowing a beautiful light upon a small section of land. Some people believe it to be good luck to find yourself in a Jesus Ray, especially if it is also raining.
by Biggg C February 01, 2016
I was tea bagging my girl the other night and accidentally sharted on her face. She look like the bearded jesus
by Tweeter23 October 05, 2018
When you take a shit that is wet enough that it easily slides out your ass but hard enough that it leaves no residue, so the person doesn't have to wipe their ass.
by me1342 June 29, 2006
A very Christian man that has chosen to ignore his natural instincts and try to make a life with a female because of his belief that homosexuality is wrong.
by Christopher J. Smith August 26, 2007
by lolitsalex October 29, 2015