Cheese curtains

The labia of a vegetarian

I am told that vegetarians do not have beef curtains but instead cheese curtains

by Monoculi March 29, 2023

Blue Curtained

the female version of blue-balled

my husband totally left me blue curtained last night

by the no h December 3, 2018

Shower Curtain

Josh is a fuking shower curtain

WHo?

josh is a fuking Shower Curtain

by HailRussia November 25, 2019

Curtains

Curtains is another Brooklyn slang for “it’s clipped” and “it’s quiet”. For a better understanding it means you’re done.

For example once I see that bith it’s “curtains”.

by PowerPussayGirls November 22, 2021

Meat Curtains

When a woman has such a large labia that they come out the sides of her underwear or bathing suit.

Dude, this chick has such big meat curtains, they were flapping in the wind!

by A-:)Dizzle August 29, 2021

Splurtin curtain

A splurtin curtain provides a barrier of toilet paper to protect the entire back half of the toilet from being sprayed with dung, by hanging multiple sheets of toilet paper from the seat area.

Had to put up a splurtin curtain last night for my violent BM.

by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020

Melbourne meat curtain

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"

gaping pussy fish mittens Melbourne meat curtain

by Bacon lover April 21, 2013