Crack dealers like all drug dealers offer you a free taste of their product to get you hooked on its effects. Now everyday products are being referred to as crack because of its popularity or consumer reception causing a buying frenzy. Recently I even heard the use of "crack sample" being used to refer to the offering of intimacy by a newly formed couple to entice the other person (or spouse) to accept requests or allowed to be manipulated by the offering of the "intimacy crack sample"; very similar to being "whipped"!
Example 1:
Joe BagOfDoughnuts: "Hey Johnny don't worry this is just a crack sample, just taste it. If you don't like it its free anyway"!
CrackHead Johnny: "OMG that crack sample was da' bomb, I need more"!
Example 2:
Johnny Wishbone: "holy cow that dude hangs on her every word"!
Fred: "she must of given him a crack sample and he's working for more"!
Example 3:
Seamore: "holy cow Shimmy Sham those Justin Bieber tickets are selling like crack"!
Shimmy Sham: "too bad they're not giving crack samples away"!
Joe BagOfDoughnuts: "Hey Johnny don't worry this is just a crack sample, just taste it. If you don't like it its free anyway"!
CrackHead Johnny: "OMG that crack sample was da' bomb, I need more"!
Example 2:
Johnny Wishbone: "holy cow that dude hangs on her every word"!
Fred: "she must of given him a crack sample and he's working for more"!
Example 3:
Seamore: "holy cow Shimmy Sham those Justin Bieber tickets are selling like crack"!
Shimmy Sham: "too bad they're not giving crack samples away"!
by The Shimmy Sham January 23, 2013
A primary means of transportation for crackheads and/or Puerto Rican’s. Typically seen as a cheap ass bicycle with a motor fastened to it. Known to short out at red lights.
by TitoNito October 10, 2019
When a fellow person is bent over and his or her shirt is too far up as well as their pants are too far down. Therefore showing posterior crackage complete with a living bear of fur in between said buttocks
by hairycatterpilar April 07, 2013
by Biggest pot head November 09, 2017
Babji walked out of the bedroom, once again with the zipper of his shorts open, creeping through the small crevice was the tip of his man junk. This was a classic case of turtle crack.
by GBond April 25, 2010
A recipe involving chicken breasts slow cooked in Ranch dressing. Also popularly done in pressure cookers.
by DundasDict January 25, 2018
zombie on crack: im an zombie on crack
8 year old: butt crack hahaha
zombie on crack: brains
8 year old: ahhh im gonna brains eaten
zombie on crack: makes 8 year olds brain gourmet and then eats it with table utensils
8 year old: butt crack hahaha
zombie on crack: brains
8 year old: ahhh im gonna brains eaten
zombie on crack: makes 8 year olds brain gourmet and then eats it with table utensils
by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023