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Ass Gaskets

The razor-thin, paper toilet seat covers dispensed in public restrooms with the sole intention of deluding the user's basic hygienic standards, enabling him or her to “take up throne” in a creepy bathroom stall.
"I had to crap so bad that I covered my mouth and nose, waded through what looked like bile on the gas stations bathroom floor, kicked open the stall door, pulled out one of those ass gaskets from the dispenser, and calmly sat upon the fidgeting toilet seat."
by Mister Williams October 1, 2008
mugGet the Ass Gasketsmug.

Bunk-Ass

Bunk-Ass, is gaining popularity rather quickly. It means bad, shitty(usually sports-related) but it is directed a ta specific person.
Bunk-ass is taken from bunk
*friend takes shot in basketball, shot misses*

"man you're bunk-ass -_-' ,dip my team"
by ryu_shah November 22, 2011
mugGet the Bunk-Assmug.

ass raper

1)somebody who beats the shit out of someone
2)someone literally penetrating someones ass without proper preposal and acception from the ass rapee
wtf david way is a ass raper, he ass raped himself and countless others!
by s0merand0meguy January 23, 2008
mugGet the ass rapermug.

Ass Phrase

The phrases or words on girls pants or shorts. Men's eyes automatically drop to see what it says, it is unfair when you are walking with other girls. Or if the girl with the ass phrase is fat, nasty, or both!
An ass phrase that is popular is the word JUICY.
by Zidane is gay August 3, 2006
mugGet the Ass Phrasemug.

ass handed

when someone gets completely smoked or destroyed, you say they got their asses handed to them.
The Ottawa Senators got their asses handed to them 9-0.
by matt February 5, 2004
mugGet the ass handedmug.

half assing

half hartedly working to achieve an objective.
Many college students are half assing their way through classes.
by kalina ontriguez March 21, 2010
mugGet the half assingmug.

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