Burrito Fest

Not to be confused with the common sausage fest, a burrito fest is to be held as the highest standard for penis gauging, and sizing. One places a fully loaded 5 layer burrito around his cock to check for length and stench retention. If he ejaculates upon entry it has been long told that he is now a man, and is ritualized similarly to a bar mitzvah. Once the ritual has been completed and the man has finished inside the 5 layer burrito all of the previously initiated men release their semen into the burrito. It is usually only 2 other men. Making it a 7 layer burrito. He then eats the burrito.

Fin was about to become a man! But he backed out on his burrito fest because it was quote “too gay”

Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!

Fin-dude you’re gay.

by The man bro December 5, 2020

Bulgarian Burrito

A Bulgarian Burrito is a delicious treat, it’s created by taking toilet paper and then poop, pee, cum, blood, and saliva. Then wrap it up in the toilet paper and enjoy.

“Hey Dylan! Do you want to go down to the corner store and get some Bulgarian Burritos?”
“Sure, I’d love to!”

by Lemmesee11930 June 20, 2025

Burrito

A tortilla filled with foods like meat and beans. And sometimes onions.

I ate a burrito today. It had onions

by Yoshisushie June 28, 2022

Nata Burrito

A word you can shout at your friend when you want their attention. It is said with an accent of the person’s choice and is usually said by screaming and chasing after someone

“Are you listening to me? Hello? NATA BURRITO!!!”

by A joe cock November 12, 2020

Fat-man Burrito

A tortilla that a large man uses as a sweat towel, then is later stuffed with the traditional toppings of a bean burrito and fed to someone else.

Douchebag guy: Bahaha! your eating a fat-man burrito!

Guy eating burrito: Wtf!

by gary696969 March 6, 2010

Chicken Burrito

When drunk you convinces your partner to take a finger and slip it up your guys butthole so that you will sober up and can go get mexican food after a night of drinking.

Hey, if you let me slip a finger up your butt, I'll drive us to go get chicken burritos afterwards.

by Pete in Texas May 13, 2020

Coachella Burrito

Three white girls in a Snuggie. Is usualy associated with sex, and Starbucks.

" Hey bro, I just had a Coachella Burrito! White girls will do anything for coffee."

by Sixshooterp September 4, 2016