Ian; a villainous fiend, notorious for copius and voluptuous quantities of gangster shit.
He has a silver tongue that can convince you to take a trip to hell and look forward to the trip like a vacation in Honolulu. He may look like an honest man, but is cunning, harbors many clandestine secrets and a special malice for anyone who gets in his way.
Also known for his exceptional cooking.
He has a silver tongue that can convince you to take a trip to hell and look forward to the trip like a vacation in Honolulu. He may look like an honest man, but is cunning, harbors many clandestine secrets and a special malice for anyone who gets in his way.
Also known for his exceptional cooking.
"Yo, my man, you see that guy, I think he took my keys!"
"Let it go G, that's Ian."
"The hell you mean? Foo's comin up on my shit"
"I mean his pass-time consists of unaliving foos like you caught lacking, he's the walking definition of fuck around and find out."
"Let it go G, that's Ian."
"The hell you mean? Foo's comin up on my shit"
"I mean his pass-time consists of unaliving foos like you caught lacking, he's the walking definition of fuck around and find out."
by Gah!-No!-Stahp! November 6, 2023

by Hanky the horsey April 27, 2017

by cjmuskrat December 9, 2017

The biggest of littlest bitches that cant mind their own business. That annoy the shit out of you but still expect you to want to talk to you. He is a little bitch. Not funny. Smart but in a mediocre way. Did I mention he is a little bitch?
by Bonk789987 February 5, 2020

Ian is a fine ass nigga and he is most likely a white skinned Puerto Rican.
Ian is funny af without trying and makes all the homies and the baddies laugh.
Ian like anime and will TYB
Ian is funny af without trying and makes all the homies and the baddies laugh.
Ian like anime and will TYB
by THEACTUALIAN March 30, 2023
