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ice cream shopped 

When a child has done something the parrent percieves as wrong. At that exact moment the parents or grandparents then tell the child that they were planning on a surprise trip to the ice cream shop. They then reveal that since the child was doing something wrong, that the child is no longer alowed to go to said ice cream shop. Now as an adult with some higher reasoning ability onc can see that the child did not have a chance in hell of going to that ice cream shop.
Tom's mother: Sorry Tom, we were going to go to buy your favorite candy, but since you broke the lamp you can't go now.
Tom's older brother: Tom, you were just ice cream shopped! Don't listen to her you were never going to go get candy, you

In this instance the kid just got ice cream shopped and the parrent was being a bitch
ice cream shopped by Bract November 5, 2011
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Ice Cream Blowie 

When a woman/man with a mouth full of ice cream performs oral sex onto man.
"did she give you a ice cream blowie last night?"
Ice Cream Blowie by holly ming July 31, 2012
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Ice cream helmet 

The cum residue on the tip of an uncircumcised penis.
Hey girls do you want to go to the Columbus Clippers game? Ice cream helmets are only $4.50 tonight!

ice lady 

a women with no feelings and no heart ; someone that does not care about anything
your a ice lady you dont do love
ice lady by brett williams June 5, 2014

Ice Gemming 

When a male rubs his penis upon the bald head of another male until he ejaculates, effectively "Ice Gemming" the male.
Hey Marcus, I really enjoyed Ice Gemming you last night!

ice and beans 

Wow I'm feeling like ice and beans (says a Mexican)

Ice Cream Sandwich 

While doing a chubby female in missionary, you pull a fat flab open, and nut in it.
Tom : "Yea, she dumped me after I pulled an ice cream sandwich on her.
Ice Cream Sandwich by TheMadNecro October 21, 2017