fox hunting

Country activity carried out by normal, wage-earning, mortgage/tax-paying people, but which is vilified by town-dwellers because foxes look cute and TV tells them that "people who hunt are toffs" (although why being a toff is bad is not clear - inverted snobbery).

Hunting is as much fun as it possible to have. It will probably get banned, but we will carry on doing it anyway. Much police, CPS and court time will be wasted on trying to enforce a ban, meanwhile real crime continues unabated.

The Meynall pack is meeting on Feb 19, but we are just "exercising the hounds".

by fubarderby February 9, 2005

Good Will Hunting

The act of seducing an elderly woman and getting on her will before she dies.

Guy 1: "Hey what is Tom doing talking to my grandma?"

Guy2: "Don't worry he is good will hunting"

by Jäger69_92 October 12, 2013

I'm Hungie

Hungry in ditzy "trophy wife" speak. Usually used by people with a certain lack of common intelligence.

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What you want?

"I'm hungieeeee"

You better be glad you are pretty.
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lolz im hungie feed me im hungie

by 718-347 August 17, 2010

fox hunting

Fox hunting is a traditional countryside sport and is the only feasible way of controling the population of foxes. Contrary to popular belief it is a far more humain and fair way of reaching a healthy population when you consider that the only other available forms of culling are unnatural and artificial - gassing shooting Furthermore it is common for the hunt to ask the fox if he consents to the chase considering the little bastard has written off most animals in the local area all for his own enjoyment. The hunt followers who take part in the event fund the hunt staff (who are the only people who fully understand the sport) and in return spend the day boozing and chasing after loose women, in fact seeing the actual kill is fairly low on their list of priorities. The recent ban was a below-the-belt stab at the countryside and people associated with the sport. It has nothing to do with the welfare of the animals involved and generally has put more pressure on the government to continue their reign of stupidity to please a nation of big-brother watching, macDonalds eating, car stealing, council estate slobs

im bored of bungie jumping and sky diving lets do something really exciting like fox hunting!

by Daisy Smith April 9, 2006

hanging wedgie

when some one hangs you by you underwear with no way of holding on to some thing with your feet

one day when i was in 6th grade i decided to go to the forest during summer i wore breifs back then and two pair extra extra large incase i got a wedgie and good thing to cause two guys jumped me one picked me up by my underwear and put some pine cones in there and then they took some rope and hung me right in the middle of the soccer post for three hours after that they made me call home and tell them i was going to be gone for a few days nobody cared i was open game after that they put me on a tree while that time atleast six bystanders passed by and didn't even help a few even made it worse by putting pine cones in there after that they let me go at least i thought but as ounce as i got five feet i was actully begging to be put back in a wedgie so they put me on a teather ball pole but i coudn't get down cause they putt me in these like 8 in boots but after a janitor tried to help get me down he just took the boots off i was kinda glad to see the guys come back and give me food but then i had to sleep in a hanging wedgie i didn't care at alll all they really did was give me a hanging wedgie all day for the next 2 days i got 100% alchlohol put in my pants some people tryed helping but i didn't want to get out of the wedgie i wanted to stay in it the hole time even though i pissed my breifs like a hole lot and my underwear was way over my head i actully like it

by Wedgie Lad 50708 November 14, 2010

Low Hanging Fruit

When your grandfather is so old that his balls hang down to his knees

My grand daddy sat on his balls the other day because he has some low hanging fruit.

by Chuck July 17, 2014

Angel Hunting

The process of seeking, accompanying, and courting young, attractive, and very kind opposite-gender individuals as a way to relax and clear his or her head out rather than seeking any form of pleasure. This is performed without any use of force, violence, poor attitude, threats, intimidation, etc.

Angel hunting inspires feelings of admiration and true friendship.

He says that the cure for depression is humor; I say that the cure for both lonliness and depression is "angel hunting."

When I accompanied her, she looked so young and attractive; she was even friendly and warm. Thus, that was my angel hunting moment.

by I can't tell...... November 2, 2010