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Horn Dog

A man or woman who check out people who aren't attractive. Likes checking out small boobs and flat asses.
Sam: Oh my god look at Julia's ass
Andrew: Yo that chick ain't even hot.
Sam: She has an ass
Andrew: No she doesn't
John: She doesn't, Sam.
Andrew: Dude you're such a horn dog.
by Musicgod14 December 15, 2013
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toot his horn

A man playing with his cock like he’s honking a horn…

Toot his horn (penis) like his honking it
Jack: Where’s Alex
harry : He’s out tooting his horn best leave him to honking it

(Alex walks in)

Harry: He just toot his horn
by Madsteampunkpixiequeen October 29, 2022
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Trucker Horn

A Trucker Horn is The act of pulling on the balls twice during a blowjob causing the receiver to shout in pain mimicking the sound of a semi truck horn
Sally gave me a Trucker Horn last night and im still sore
by captain derp February 24, 2024
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The Wilted Horn

To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.

This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.

Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.

Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).
“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”

“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”

“I’m wilting”
by I Zigger I September 19, 2013
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Horns & Feathers

A ridiculously delicious drink consisting of an extra large cup of Grey Goose vodka (Feathers) on the rocks with a "splash" of
Red Bull (Horns)---just for color.
People have been known to blackout and miss work after too many Horns & Feathers.

On rare occasions, people have been known to perform "puke angels" after copious amounts of Horns & Feathers
by danimal99 July 20, 2010
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my horn can pierce the sky

Princess Unicorn's catchphrase
Season: 5 Episode:11
This year its a doll-half girl half unicorn. Catchphrase:my horn can pierce the sky
by Muse terrt November 6, 2020
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Fog Horn

A derogatory term used to describe a loud British person.
*British person being loud*
Non-British person: "Shut the fuck up Fog Horn!"
by He8i3 May 4, 2022
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