handlebars

The lovehandles of a champ.

I am so fit, Lance Armstrong could ride on these handlebars.

by henchman32 February 18, 2011

holiday handles

To have extra fat bulging from your midsection of the body due to extra pounds gained during the holidays. One of the main side effects of the holiday pounds.

Man, I have trouble putting on my pants due to holiday handles bulging from my sides. Guess I shouldn't have stuffed myself at dinner during Thanksgiving.

by Idiot-Finder2 December 1, 2009

ball handler

1. A position in basketball, the person who controls the plays. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)

2. Utter faggot. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)

Who was the best ball handler? Magic Johnson or Elton John?

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

cliff-hanger

Roll of fat which hangs over the belt line.

Wow..look at that fat dude with the cliff-hanger. you cant even see his legs

by bigjoejohnson November 20, 2006

hange

1. Money, cash, dough, or Dead Presidents

Spazlink did not have enough hange to buy the male hooker he wanted.

by Cal September 21, 2004

hagley

adjective.
From the Latin, hagleius pulcherus, brought to Britain in AD 55 with Caesar's invasion.
Meaning 'superlative beauty' and is only used in the modern day to signify someone of extreme magnetism and worth.

"Milly is a top-class hagley"

by Prof. L. H. Winston May 3, 2007

hanger

When the labial lips of ones vagina hang down from the vaginal opening, generally caused by overuse of the vagina.

Taylor: Dude, I'm sick of my girlfriends hanger, its like putting my dick into steched out sock.

Dalton: Eh...thanks for that image.

by Nate Turner November 15, 2007