Guatemala

A country that is significantly better than every country ever, especially Belize.

A: Where are you headed for vacation?
B: I'm heading to Guatemala!
A: At least it's not Belize.

by donutlord1945 March 19, 2024

Guided muscle

a penis

"Oooh look! Here comes a guided muscle to blast you into maternity..."

by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024

Guatemalan Gutbuster

When a woman gets each of the members of a Guatemalan gang to jizz down her throat consecutively.

"Did you see the video of that bitch getting a Guatemalan Gutbuster? That was so fucking hot"

by Johnny Hamcheck II March 30, 2024

Guiedo

Someone that is weird and awkward. Exactly like the car from the movie “cars” who is named Guiedo. He’s weird and awkward

Rick- “wow Jared is such a guiedo, he never says anything he just stands there, it’s weird”

by Lucyloo2442 April 29, 2024

grite

noun

loudly wrong, lies

1. I will definitely clean my garage tomorrow

2. That’s total grite why are you lying

by winterboa May 13, 2024

Guatemalan Tea Party

Having to Piss from ones asshole, usually after ingesting spicy food.

"Man after I tried that Carolina Reaper hot sauce, I had myself a Guatemalan Tea Party"

by Mrs.Crowley June 30, 2024

Guatemalan Lampshade

When an extremely fat female wraps her fupa around your head and neck while perform cunnilingus

That bitch was so fat that she busted out the Guatemalan Lampshade on me while I ate her box.

by Detroit Dawg October 29, 2024