Gimmel 

n. Another word for schlong

Often used in presence of kids

Look, I can see this guy's gimmel through his pants!

Gimmel by xDoryx February 7, 2010

comparative grammar 

To imagine language as a thick head of human hair, as found on Michael Landon, Carrot Top, or Cher, and exhaustively split and redefine each strand and follicle for the sole purpose of making something that is hard even harder.

I thought I knew how to speak, read, and write until I studied comparative grammar.

comparative grammar by Barely Literate December 27, 2007

Drop and gimme 50 

This is another way of saying “gimme head”

Wife: “Sweetie, what were you thinking of doing for Friday night?”
Husband: “Well, maybe you could drop and gimme 50...”

Drop and gimme 50 by His left boob October 7, 2020

grimmin 

(grimm-in)verb: To threatin to kill; to grim

ima b grimmin u if u don't shaddup!

grimmin by Elz3r September 26, 2005

Gimme Cat 

Someone who wants something from you everyday.

Gimme cats are seen virtually every street corner.

Monday:

Eric: Gimme some money!

Joe: No way, man. You've got too much.

Tuesday:

Eric: Can I have some money.

Joe: No! Damn, you are such a Gimme Cat.

Gimme Cat by thecatisouttathebag April 13, 2011

Grammar Nazi 

One who annoys the shit out of others for his love for the German race and English grammar.

A real grammar Nazi picks on Jewish people with bad grammar.

Grammar Nazi by ashmadallah March 12, 2015

King Edward VI Grammar School

To summarise: What the fuk is King Edward VI Grammar School, all the teachers are sh1t, the students are all bangouts. But in Uganda kids wish they go to KEGS. But you gotta love Mr kail!!!!!!!

Nigerian Father: EH EH, If you do not eat all your jolloj, i will send you to King Edward VI Grammar School

Nigerian son swims to North Korea

King Edward VI Grammar School by nigerianprince420 February 18, 2018