An offensive gesture performed by bending over and placing your head between your legs. Then take your middle finger and place it in front of your ass and fart. Your finger will resemble a blade of grass as it blows through the wind.
by DaBigDuk3 September 8, 2009
Get the Grass Wistlemug. by AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH July 24, 2025
Get the Grass Gummug. Someone who actively stays indoors all day like the sunlight will magically increase in heat and burn them to a f*cking crisp, usually playing videogames and getting 0-averylowamount of bitches
Gamer #1:oh my god you're so bad at this game go outside and stop being a grass evader
Gamer #2: bro i beat you 1000-0 you're cute to me, get TF out of this lobby
Gamer #2: bro i beat you 1000-0 you're cute to me, get TF out of this lobby
by ShindayaLupin April 25, 2023
Get the Grass Evadermug. A plant found in the outside world, impossible to be touched by discord mods.
Grass was first created years ago, where the planet named earth grew green stuff now named grass.
Its also used in insults for people with no life or discord mods.
But can also be referred to a dead and cringey term.
Grass was first created years ago, where the planet named earth grew green stuff now named grass.
Its also used in insults for people with no life or discord mods.
But can also be referred to a dead and cringey term.
'Mod: "No memes in general >:((((("
Someone: "Go touch grass you obese 500 pounded 40 year old man go fucking kiss your discord kitten, L bozo + ratio"
Someone: "Go touch grass you obese 500 pounded 40 year old man go fucking kiss your discord kitten, L bozo + ratio"
by Grass toucher 9000 April 26, 2022
Get the Grassmug. When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends
"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum
by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025
Get the Cant Touch Grass Syndromemug. Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.
by pirate agent September 10, 2024
Get the Touch Grassmug. When you keep smoking and only get a little bit higher or not any higher, often experienced by stoners who's tolerance is high af
Stoner 1: "bruh I keep smoking this gas but I don't seem to be any higher"
Stoner 2: "damn bro, it seems like you've hit the grass ceiling"
Stoner 2: "damn bro, it seems like you've hit the grass ceiling"
by T-ruth October 4, 2021
Get the Grass Ceilingmug.