gooning

Huff poppers and peepee is touch but no make cummies

Many lesbians think that the comedic duo Trixie and Katya practices gooning and baiting behind closed doors.

by nicwil3799 April 10, 2023

Goon

Australian slang word for cask/boxed wine.
Often confused with 'two-buck-chuck'.

To properly consume goon in the correct Australian manner:
First it should to be very, very cheap.
Then, take it out of the box and carry the sack (goonbag) around like a baby and drink the contents directly from its tap.
When you've finished, blow through the tap to inflate the bag, and use it as a pillow when you eventually curl up to sleep in the garden.

"What are you drinking tonight?" "Mate, I'm gonna get on the goon!"

by A.Welles April 11, 2023

goon nugget

someone who is a goon or also defined as "not real"

person 1: bro that kid in my class is such a goon nugget

by smartysmartie223 April 16, 2023

Goon

Samual birkin

Goon is Samual birkin from Nuneaton likes to threaten woman

by Shuffle truffle April 29, 2023

Goon

(verb) to get high.

Bro, I’m gooning so hard right now.

by anonymous May 7, 2023

Gooning

The act of prolonged edging for intense periods of time while viewing porn or other arousing forms of entertainment. Gooning is widely known for being a masculine activity, however there are plenty of females who enjoy participating in this activity.

Playing with/stroking/rubbing/caressing ones genitals for endless periods of time while avoiding full on ejaculation. Maintaining high levels of arousal for hours and hours upon end. An extreme and extended form of masturbation that could include but not be limited to, adult toys, helping hands, and one's self.

That hot bi couple spent the whole weekend gooning and watching porn together.

by DahliaRouge July 15, 2023

ahh my goon

a phrase used on your friends to express your disappointment in them

friend 1: i had sex with my mom

me: ahh my goon

by Shakande July 20, 2023