fam goon 

A man between the ages of 40-75 but he’s at least 52. Usually lies about his age if u ever meet a fam goon just know his age is at least 60. His neck looks like rolls of salami meat and he looks like ice tea that’s either his father, son, or twin this is how u identify a fam goon. Try to talk to every girl and gets dumped by Isis and thinks nobody knows. Often get clowned by 13 yr old girls he also thinks he funny when he really is not funny at all.

Person1: hey, look it’s ice tea

Person2: where ?

Person1: over there by the salami shop

Person2: oh that’s not ice tea that’s a fam goon getting a refill on his neck ignore him

fam goon by Michael Thompson January 30, 2018

nize your goon fham 

The act of communicating to another entity to "nize dat".

Yo mans gotta nize your goon fham

nize your goon fham by addison rae pfp December 14, 2021

Pantless GOON 

A revered member of the -ZoU- clan. His 1337 skillz are known across the land, and he won't hesitate to pwn any newblets. Also known for his excellent sense of humor and for pimpin' the ladies.

A.K.A.
Goonah
Goony
Panties
Pantless
God

"Hey Sharon! What are you doing tonight? Going out with Andy?"

"HELL NO!! I dumped Andy for GOONAH!!!"

Pantless GOON by Goony July 5, 2005

Irish Goon 

Noun. An Irish male who’s boisterous, drunken behaviour results in loud noise and assault charges on st Patrick’s day.

Adjective. To drink a lot, engage in fights and speak loudly like many an Irishman before.

Onlooker 1- have a look at guy, he just punched in with the bartender!
Onlooker 2- what an absolute Irish goon

Irish Goon by Enhale the richard February 20, 2019

Twitter goon 

People on Twitter who have a lot of followers but no actual real friends.

They're friends with other Twitter famous people.

They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.

Twitter goon
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life

Twitter goon by ketamine1 March 6, 2015

Filthy goon 

A person that nobody likes, they probably smell really bad too. They ask the stupidest questions and they're incredibly annoying. Not someone you want to hang out with.

That kid is such a filthy goon.

He's the filthiest of goons.

Filthy goon by 6969 July 18, 2016

Gummy Goon 

A toothless freak. A person who for what ever reason has no teeth and gums his words when talking to you. A person who's mouth sinks in because he should be wearing dentures but is not.

He gummed his words as he yelled, spitting and drooling all over me. He was a real gummy goon.

Gummy Goon by tammy yammy from miami August 12, 2016