A term used to describe a situation so outstandingly ludicrous, you can't help but spout out jargon in response.
John: Did you hear about what happened on Saturday? I heard that a pair of scissors were shoved up someone's ass.
Bob: For real? That shit is straight up globaphorbical.
Bob: For real? That shit is straight up globaphorbical.
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Get the Goob mug.Global diversity is the uniqueness and differences of cultures & ethnicities around the world.
In order to have optimal global diversity, one must avoid mass immigration (something Europe has fumbled) as, when paired with low native fertility rates, leads to ethnic replacement and thus less global diversity.
Those who champion diversity on a national level are, whether they know it or not, damaging global diversity.
In order to have optimal global diversity, one must avoid mass immigration (something Europe has fumbled) as, when paired with low native fertility rates, leads to ethnic replacement and thus less global diversity.
Those who champion diversity on a national level are, whether they know it or not, damaging global diversity.
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My buddy and I were playing the game together and all we could think about was that Gobbagoo.
This girl sucked me off so good I gave her that Gobbagoo.
My buddy and I were playing the game together and all we could think about was that Gobbagoo.
This girl sucked me off so good I gave her that Gobbagoo.
by DanHolieO March 14, 2025
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Goob is crying for peace and to just play again. If you listen closely you can hear him missing the piss bottle again.
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Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: if some people die on our shift we can take 3 breaks
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: if some people die on our shift we can take 3 breaks
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