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Globaphorbical

A term used to describe a situation so outstandingly ludicrous, you can't help but spout out jargon in response.

John: Did you hear about what happened on Saturday? I heard that a pair of scissors were shoved up someone's ass.
Bob: For real? That shit is straight up globaphorbical.

by UnseenPanda30 March 24, 2026