Gryffindork

adj. -

1) Derogatory description of a person who is such a fan of the Harry Potter saga that they continuously relate their lives within the parameters of J.K. Rowlings' fictional tale.

OR

2) A person who is an advocate of Harry Potter lore and can quote chapter & verse with either the book or movie series (which can be derogatory or complimentary, depending on the application)

Example #1 "Wow! That buzzer beater Shaq made is just like when Harry captured the Golden Snitch."

Example #2 "That kid knows Dumbledore's birthday. What a Gryffindork!"

by Grimsbaugh August 5, 2009

Ten Points For Griffindor

this is when you light someone up for the first time (marijuana) and it is essentially your award for doing so

Guy #1- Did you just get Sally to smoke weed?
Guy #2- Hell yeah! I got Ten Points For Griffindor!!!!!!!

or

c'mon just smoke it! I need to get ten points for griffindor

by Negro Thunder February 18, 2009

grifting

(adj) shitting one's pants.

Did you see that dude? He grifted his pants! OMG, Sally is grifting her pants too in band practice!

by Texan_Pride April 26, 2017

Govener Griffon

Something so ridiculous that it will make you want to kill any kitten no matter how adorable they are.

Tommy: Wow, did you know that guy's name is Gabe.
Tyreese: lolz, what a govener griffon he is.

by iHax4fun December 25, 2009

Londan Griffindoor

A man named Dan who is a weeaboo and also a door.

Londan Griffindoor is a big gaiy strong black man.

by GrapeSodaFIZZED August 19, 2019

Gryffin

The only one who can withstand the power of the urge to take a massive shit from eating Taco Bell.

Guy 1: Have you heard of Gryffin?
Guy 2: You mean the guy who can withstand Taco Bell?
Guy 3: Is it possible to learn this power?

by StarbooIsCanon January 3, 2022

grifting

horrible, not nice,

this kebab is grifting!

by Michael Homer August 13, 2006