touching grass

something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol

Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass?
Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass

by Someone called Frederick January 3, 2022

Grass

A source of life that lives everywhere on earth and also the deadliest weapon against "discord moderators" or any games, only high level chads can touch grass.

Op1 : Go touch grass
Genshin Impact Player : *dies from no social life*

by Holografik November 21, 2021

Red Grass Monkey

A red cow that is born and lives on a farm.

"Don't have anymore red grass monkeys"

by cowsaredope May 24, 2024

Green Dry Grass

A Street Term I Made Up For Marijuana

Dude Go Get Us Some Green Dry Grass I Wanna Get High

by this girl on tonya 98 March 25, 2010

grass gang

A group of people, usually at a high school, who are known for smoking weed.

"Jimmy is my friend, but all he does is smoke weed and act like a dumbass all the time. He's in the grass gang afterall."

by m&m moe June 12, 2014

Grass

Something gamers/weebs don't get. it is green in colour and is soft most of the time. it can be both tall and short. gamers often see this in their little games.

discord cal sound
"Today, I went out and touched grass, Nyan-Nyan-Kawai chan!"
"That's amazing, Gamer-Kun! I'll be with you on this journey!"

by Ikea.gender May 4, 2022

grass patch bad

When something goes so bad, it's as bad as passing out in a patch of grass behind an apartment building next to a bar.

Dude, I was so drunk last night, it was grass patch bad.

by Jose Agua July 28, 2010