i don't give a fuck about shit

A medley of not giving a fuck and not giving a shit. In addition to expressing you don't give a fuck, you furthermore reduce the topics about which you don't give a fuck to shit.

I was thinking about her but then realized I don't give a fuck about shit

by dontgohomeangelina April 16, 2016

You sir, are a FUCK

A phrase used in retort towards an individual (typically male), who is behaving or acting in an undesirable or unsavory manner towards or around user (1).

Can also in certain instances be used to point out certain individual's clumsiness (2).

(1)
Bartender: "Tony, your drunk, I'm gonna have to cut you off..."

Tony: "Well... You sir, are a FUCK"

(2)
Bobby, stumbling around unaware of his surroundings, accidentally knocks over and spills Tony's beer.

Tony angrily proclaims, pointing his finger in Bobby's face; "You sir, are a FUCK!"

by A Big Dumb Animal March 24, 2011

fuck over

To treat unfairly; take advantage of.

Fuck over.

by Sam429 March 12, 2004

Jungle Fuck

To have sex with your partner on the bathroom counter, in the shower, on the floor, on the table, from behind while on the couch, on the kitchen counter, pressed up against the refrigerator...all in the space of 90 minutes, as if your environment where a jungle and it was your mission as a sex-crazed tarzan/jane to explore every orifice of it before your parents come home.

Bob: You and Becky finally hookup?
Chris: Yah, we jungle fucked for hours.
Bob: Damage assessment?
Chris: Broke a mirror in the bathroom, jacked up her shower doors and both ended up with rug burns on our backs and knees.
Bob: So totally worth it then?
Chris: Duh.

by b0xxx September 28, 2008

fuck you flip-flops

1) wearing an article of clothing incongruent with one's social status. 2) wearing an article of clothing inappropriate to one's environment, esp. informal attire in a formal environment.

1) a CEO wearing flip-flops. 2) wearing pajamas to court.

“Sorry, but my Prada's at the cleaners along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag.” (The Social Network.)

by nonvoxpop October 26, 2010

dense fuck

A person who is exceptionally stupid. i.e. a person lacks the capacity to understand something simple.

Gordon: You forgot the salt! You dense fuck.

by Scinterplex November 30, 2016

Gerber Fuck

When one dips their phallus into a jar of baby food (preferable Gerber's) and proceeds to perform intercourse on a pregnant woman.

Oh boy, oh boy...that fetus sure seems hungry. Henry, you best be giving Edna a good 'ol fashioned Gerber Fuck so that baby will quit kicking.

by willvery March 3, 2017