make my foot itch

A way to describe something that is not just irritating today, but will continue to annoy long into the future with no signs of relief. Something or, usually, someone who has qualities that would make you so angry and frustrated that you'd consider killing yourself, them or both to escape.

A phrase brilliantly used by Hilary Devey on the BBC show, Dragon's Den: "You would make my foot itch, mate! I'm not amused. I'm angry."

by Vpm2 October 8, 2020

put my foot down

to tell someone in a strong way that they must do something or that they must stop doing something. You can't just let him do what he wants, you'll have to put your foot down.

When Anna came home drunk one afternoon I decided it was time to put my foot down.

by tsvijay May 17, 2006

goofy foot

A term in skateboarding, surfing, and snowboarding for riding with your RIGHT foot forward, as opposed to the more common way (left foot forward).

dude, that kid's riding goofy foot
yea, cuz he's a BADASS

by ozziEE May 13, 2010

Get on the good foot

Southernism: to begin a task, pronto. To get moving, get crackin', get your ass in gear.

I'd better get on the good foot - I was supposed to be at work an hour ago!

by Brubear October 17, 2004

80 foot hottie

A girl who looks really hot from 80 feet away but apon closer inspection you find out she has a face that would make the Devil cry.

Guy1: Wow, check out her walking down the street!!!
Guy2: Over there?
Driving closer.....
Guy1: Oh, (groan of disapointment) never mind, she's an 80 foot hottie.

by sp2fraggle July 21, 2008

Wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole

A female that is repulsively skanky/ugly.
Not only would you never sleep with her, being 10 feet away is still too close.

"I wouldn't touch that slut with a 10 foot pole, unless I was smashing her over the head with it."

by Diego November 12, 2003

Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole

1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.

2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.

1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.

2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*

by Disclaimer October 7, 2006