Flacko

Street name for drugdealer whom feinds flock to for drugs

“Aye is that flacko making another sale”

by Youcancallmejodie January 30, 2021

Flack

to grab someones head and push it at your balls or vagina

dude i just flacked that hoe

by griffinfiiizzzzzlleeee October 24, 2009

flaucksnaurf

A strange word with no real basis in any lanugage, flaucksnaurf is a ratio of your social level and the size of your genitalia. For females, it is the size of breasts. The flaucksnaurf is a totally useless ratio, but can be amusing to compare your flaucksnaurf to a friend's.

If s = social status value, g = genitalia size/breast value, and f = flaucksnaurf, then s/g = f.

Social status values:
Lower Lower Class = 1
Middle Lower Class = 2
Upper Lower Class = 3
Lower Middle Class = 4
Middle Middle Class = 5
Upper Middle Class = 6
Lower Upper Class = 7
Middle Upper Class = 8
Upper Upper Class = 9

For the size of the male genitalia, the value is the length in inches. For females, flaucksnaurf values are listed below.

A = 3
B = 5
C = 7
D = 9
DD = 11

The pattern continues, if you have breasts larger than the ones listed. So a DDDD (I don't believe it exists) would be 15, and so on.

Jim : I've got a flaucksnaurf of 1!
Bob : That's great for you, Jim.
Jim : Yes it is.
Ann : Hey Jim, nice flaucksnaurf.
Jim : Thanks!
Bob : ...

by HandMeTheWalrus February 2, 2006

flickerball

a make believe sport played at the Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs, Colorado

Today I played a game of flickerball and because the game obviously does not exist, I won.

by serious unbeliever April 11, 2010

flick a dick

flick a dick is a term used when someone is saying something unfair and unreasonable, it is a more gentleman-ish term commonly used instead of terms like "eat a dick" or "go fuck yourself".

"Trump could make a good president"
"oh go flick a dick you ass"

by TotallyNotJegor June 22, 2016

double flick

The act of holding up both one's middle fingers in an offensive gesture.

Percival double flicked Jerimiah after he threw a pie at him.

by DJ Silly Hat October 7, 2007

dick-flick

A movie mainly meant for men, usually involves a hero going up against various bad guys and winning.

Die Harder is a real dick-flick.

by Netnuevo December 31, 2007