The south florida drowning

It is when you take you girlfriend on vacation in south florida. the two of you have a nice dinner and you end the night with sex. as you are about to cum you hold her nose and begin to strangle her and right before you cum, you force your dick in her mouth so she is forced to swallow every drop as she gasps for air. (usually white women will let you do this more than once.)

The south florida drowning

man: hey honey, im horny
woman: lets have sex
man: i heard of a new way for oral sex, can we try it?
woman: yeah sure
man: OPEN YOUR MOUTH BITCH!!!!! OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH!!!!
woman:GASPS!!!!! AND GASPS!!!
man: im about to cum!!! give me your neck!!!
woman: GASPS, GASPS, GASPS
man: holy shit!!!!! boooom down your throat!!!!
woman: laying lifeless
man: awaiting trial

by Olivetree August 07, 2013

florida flopper

Florida flopper is when a person shoots up some heroin that has a bit of fentanyl in it and flops about on the floor until someone relieves with some narcan, the paramedics come, or they die. If they are female and they just go unconscious from the Florida flop they may end up penetrated in any Orphus by one or more of the guys in the room or a female with a foreign object.

Tina woke up from her Florida flopper with a koi up her anus from coy trying a dirty coy on her.

by Lee Derange September 27, 2019

Florida Sick

As opposed to being homesick, to be Florida Sick is to miss Florida so much you want to go back, regardless of whether or not you call Florida home.

Its February, its cold, and I’m feeling really florida sick rn. I need warm weather.

by DevilRay97 May 03, 2023

Orange Park, Florida

Orange Park is a town in Clay County, Florida, United States, and a suburb of Jacksonville. The population was 8,412 at the 2010 census. The name "Orange Park" is additionally applied to a wider area of northern Clay County outside the town limits, covering such communities as Fleming Island, Lakeside, and Bellair-Meadowbrook Terrace.The town's name reflects the hope of its founders for a fruit-growing industry, but their crops were destroyed in the Great Freeze of 1894–95. Despite recovery elsewhere, the crops never came back to Orange Park.HistoryOrange Park in the late 18th century was known simply as Laurel Grove. The name Laurel Grove comes from Sarah and William Pengree who received a land grant from the Spanish governor. Laurel Grove was sold to Zephaniah Kingsley of the Kingsley Plantation upon William's death. Zephaniah developed Laurel Grove into a model farming plantation for over 10 years. In 1813 General Matthews invaded East Florida triggering the Patriots Rebellion. After Mathews left East Florida Zephaniah's wife Anna Madgigine Jai Kingsley burned down Laurel Grove to keep it out of Patriots hands.The Town of Orange Park was founded in 1877 by the Florida Winter Home and Improvement Company. Following the Civil War, the company purchased several thousand acres of the McIntosh plantation at Laurel Grove, for the purpose of creating a southern retreat and small farming community.

I visited Orange Park, Florida last week, I'm really bummed I have to go home.

by Jake Gant February 10, 2016

Bell Florida

A small country town thats the closest you can come to hick in Central Florida. Welcome to moonshine runners and redneck tornado watchers.

That boy Chad sure acts like he's from Bell Florida, with his bulldogged Ford F150 and his Colt Ford blasting through the system his daddy bought him.

by SSJ4GOGETA January 12, 2020

Florida Wack a Hole

You take two girls laying on top of each other, the one on the bottom is face up and the one on the top is face down so they are looking at each other, then you have them spread their legs. You have a guy standing near them with a blind fold on and he starts poking and you see how long it takes him to find a hole.

Man last night it only took me 12 seconds to get in in the Florida Wack a Hole.

by DNTechs October 15, 2010

Florida Headphones

This is when you have a punk rock chic with a shaved head and she is begging to be T-Bagged. You simply come up from behind her....then , You have tilt her head back slightly while looking up at you. While you as dropping your balls on her face and in her mouth you gently release a solid turd across the top of her bald head from ear to ear. You have just given FLORIDA HEADPHONES

Man, dude...last night that chic wanted to T-Bag her and dip my balls in her mouth... so I did ...but decided she needed some FLORIDA HEADPHONES. She loved it

by BullJams November 18, 2020