flat peak

A condom which you often use when having sexual intercourse
' have you got a flat peak '
' no have you '
by Kaytiie March 09, 2008
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flat foot pimpin

To stroll comfortably into a social situation with confidence. To blend into a party scene.
He sho' was flat foot pimpin' out there on the dance floor. He knew his moves.
by ArfGraf April 29, 2016
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michigan flat steak

an old school slang term for the bologna sandwich that is served to guests at the Chicago Police Dept lockups.
Oh, man, my old lady couldn't bail me out, so I had to stay in the lockup and have a Michigan flat steak for dinner.
by Dinosaur of EMS September 14, 2017
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Flat-Balled-Talk

A humorous and tongue-in-cheek term used to describe discussions or conversations centered around the Flat Earth Theory. This lighthearted expression playfully suggests that such discussions lack the well-rounded and spherical nature of reality, highlighting the unconventional and debunked belief that the Earth is flat. Often used to inject humor into conversations about unconventional or pseudoscientific ideas, acknowledging the eccentricity of the topic.
Let's dive into some flat-balled-talk and explore the edges of absurdity!
by mi1es January 10, 2024
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Flat tire

When A Car Tire Looks Like A Floppy Penis On The Floor Like Because Of 1 Little Screw Randomly On The Road
by anhandle123 May 22, 2023
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Flat tire

chubby person farts Dang! You need me to call roadside assistance?!? Sounds like you just got a flat tire!
by FDubs January 06, 2025
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Flat tire

A guys ball sack that sags lower than moose tits .
Bob: I was having sex with Jerry and his but sack looks like a flat tire

Greg:what bob your gay
by Lonzo Lavar April 22, 2018
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