Fishing Liscence

The ultimate inside joke. Has no real meaning. To be used when an inside joke is told that you are not a part of.

Suzy - "...and then Tommy was all like purple face monkey cleaner! HAHAHA!"
You - "Hey Suzy, FISHING LISCENCE!!!"

by Shadyladiekiller January 22, 2009

boob fishing

When you put somethng down a girls shirt and take it out with your mouth.

"So last night I went boob fishing down Samantha's shirt and got my dollar back."
"You lucky dog!"

by redseven June 18, 2009

Tit Fishing

The act of trolling around on sites like chatroullete and Omeagle, asking women to bare their breasts.

TITS OR GTFO
-An example of tit fishing

Oh man, bro, last night Fred and I tit fished for like two hours!

Wow! Did you catch anything.

A couple bites, but we didn't land any.

by ArcaneAnouki June 2, 2011

I'm fighting for my fucking life

This phrase has 2 uses:

Extreme laughter, for when it's hard to breath.

Panic attacks, when it also its hard to breath.

John says a funny joke.

Rebecca: I'M FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE

by Mr. Enderman January 17, 2021

fighting

Not only a national sport in some countries, but also a very important life skill, especially if you're going to be someone like George Bush, who lives only for wars. Also, Remember that fighting is an inter-galactic passtime.

...Do i REALLY need to list an example? if you really want to see an example THAT badly, look at your students in the hallway nextime...sheesh.

by EVIL DEAMONIC PRESENSE 5000 November 17, 2003

Daddy double fisting

similar to double fisting, but even better with daddy flavor. A beer in one hand, a bottle, sippy cup, or any other childrens drinking device in the other hand.

Daddy double fisting at grandmas, while johnny plays with aunt mary.

by Daddydutchboy December 25, 2010

ice fishing

Having intercourse with an exceptionally 'frigid' woman.

she was o.k., though it was kinda like ice fishing.

by Pickman May 8, 2003