cold war friendship

A relationship between two people who can't stand each other but remain "friends" for social expediency.

This cold war friendship on facebook is just one of hundreds. My haters love to keep me close.

by NeptuneLord May 1, 2020

This guy's built like a fucking fridge

A person who has a strong built appearance, who is able to wheel the nines and tens without much difficulty along with the occasional 8.

goddamn, This guy's built like a fucking fridge we've only been at this party for like 30 minutes now.

by please enter your username February 22, 2021

Friend-Crush

The phenomenon of becoming fascinated with a casual acquaintance or friend of a mutual friend to the point where your perception of their awesomeness inexplicably inspires you to initiate a new friendship. Upon meeting said new-person the afflicted are riddled with feelings similar to those of a real crush; such as wanting to spend time with them, laughing at their jokes more than others, admiration, girly giddiness, etc., Friend crushes are notorious for striking quickly and inciting gossip. Friend Crushes are more commonly observed in females but are also rampant in the male world, albeit manifesting themselves in slightly different ways, see male specific definition under Man Crush

Lu: "Holy Crap Karamy is awesome, I think I have a total friend-crush on her!?"

by L0o October 27, 2009

National Slap Your SHORT Friend Day

National slap your short friend day is the day right after national slap your tall friend day, so NSYSF day is on February 12th! Y'all created slap your tall friend day so i create this because I'm the tallest out of my friends and they keep trying to slap me, so I thought this would even us out.

Vincy: Ow! How dare u!
Lina: It was national slap your tall friend day!
*Ze next day*
Vincy: *Le slap
Lina: WTF
Vincy: well, yesterday was national slap your tall friend day, so today is national slap your SHORT friend day
Lina: I hate the internet

by Emmuchino December 7, 2019

Friskey Pirate

Performing intercourse into a female pirate's eye socket who does not have an eye.

After I took off her eye patch and saw that she didnt have an eye, I friskey pirated her all night long.

by beefywalrus December 13, 2010

Friend Nomad

One who roams between many groups of people, partially as a result of shunning, partially from personal drive to move up the social hierarchy. Groups tolerate a friend nomad on the basis that they know he will only hang out with them once in a while.

Dude that Raffi kid is such a friend nomad. Two weeks ago he hung out with those freshmen, last week it was the football group, now he wants to hang out with us.... WTF.

by Goalie With a Broken Finger August 2, 2011

ex-friend

A person who you were once friends with, but are no longer friends with, usually due to some kind of an argument.

Jana: "I was friends with Kathryn, until she stole my boyfriend."
Amanda: "Damn, Kathryn isn't a good friend then."
Jana: "She's not my friend anymore, she's my ex-friend."

by jj1110 September 25, 2011