flat cookies

adj. meaning having none or little boobs/tits/honkers

Dammmmn, why do we have so many girls with flat cookies!?

by Mini Gu October 18, 2008

Flat white

When a white boy gets his ass beat and lays on the floor

If that boy don’t shut up I’ll make him a flat white

by Nightungale January 28, 2021

Rascal Flat

Giving one a a burn in the middle of the forehead with a black and mild cigar, then proceeding to beat them with a sock filled with rolls of quarters

I'm gonna give Tony a rascal flat if he doesnt stop.

by Oooofta October 19, 2020

flat-hunting

Looking for a place to live, especially a flat

"And I have to admit that I started flat-hunting with some trepidation"

by Aleksei190 January 11, 2017

Flat Lay

A flat lay is a picture taken from a birds eye view of a collection of items laid out on a flat surface.

Also another name for the Missionary Position.

Dude, flat lays are boring!

by Kei1309 July 15, 2019

Flat earth society

Idiots United, a ungodly amount of idiots in an idiot colony

Nutcase: I’m apart of the flat earth society!
Jeremy: oh you mean idiots United

by Snowy the Cat February 19, 2024

Flats

Fat ass motherfucker. Preferably a security guard. Often resembling “Flats the Flounder” from SpongeBob squarepants

Oh shit it’s flats, we can’t throw shit anymore

by Bocus January 27, 2022