Tea-ferret

A ferret trained especially to serve tea. A true tea ferret is always attired in a pink apron and carries a silver tray with green cups. Originates from the village of Bree in Middle-earth. The most favourable master of a tea ferret is Dominic Monaghan, but they will serve tea to any who treat them properly and feed them lollipops on a daily basis.

Your tea-ferret seems to be a bit down. Have you tried showing him eyeliner-pics of Dom yet?

by zimraphel March 10, 2004

Fernidigy

1. n. Vertical positioned 69.
2. v. To take part in the act of a vetically positioned 69

1. Man that fernidigy was awsome.
2. Hey let's go have a fernidigy.

by knine March 24, 2004

fertleswiper

A very chubby penis, with lots of bulging veins.

"look at the Fertleswiper on that, it looks like a melted Mars bar"

by Keith Laird May 28, 2006

fershiggity

Another version of saying for sure.

"Are you going to the mall?" "Fershiggity."

by Melyssa and Kassey December 24, 2008

Fersticious

Mysterious in nature; Shady manner; Suspicious

Jason was acting quite fersticious when he arrived to the house.

by Colan Eigenbrod December 29, 2007

ferpity

Emotional blahs, seemingly unrelated to the weather or government.

She was ferpity, even though the day was bright.

by Ferugualatin October 30, 2008

Fercereal

Fercereal (Fur-cereal)

For real; Really; Serious

Are you fercereal?
Fercereal?!
Oh, I'm fercereal

by Phoebe Ann Bivens December 9, 2008