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My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing

A way to remember the nine, er, eight planets. She once served us nine pizzas, but now she serves nothing at all. What an evil mother!
"Mom! Where are the Nine Pizzas!?"
"Oh, now that we're broke and that Pluto's not a planet, we ought to serve you nothing at all."
"But we need them! Without the pizzas, the solar system is incomplete!"
"But Pluto hasn't been a planet for twelve years! You'll live!"
"Timmy! My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing!"
"Not even Nine Pizzas?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Go home. She's no fun."
by thereareonly8planets June 12, 2018
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1. The famous saying of the crime-fighting vigilante, The Shadow.

2. The introduction from The Shadow radio program "Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows!" spoken by actor Frank Readick Jr., has earned a place in the American idiom. These words were accompanied by an ominous laugh and a musical theme, Camille Saint-Saëns' Le Rouet d'Omphale ("Omphale's Spinning Wheel", composed in 1872). At the end of each episode The Shadow reminded listeners that, "The weed of crime bears bitter fruit. Crime does not pay... The Shadow knows!"

Source: 1. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shadow; 2.www.internationalhero.co.uk/s/shadpulp.htm
Powers/Abilities: The Shadow possesses incredible physical abilities. He possesses astonishing reflexes and is an incredible marksman with a gun. He also has incredible muscular control and can slip his body through the bars of a prison cell like a contortionist or can actually distort and alter his very facial features at will by manipulating his facial muscles. He can also survive for hours without air and was also ambidexterous. He is regarded as highly experienced in various disciplines of hand to hand combat as well.
His greatest power is his ability to “cloud men’s minds”. He can hypnotize people instantly so that he can move as an invisible shadow. He can also hypnotize people so they forget things or to command them to perform certain acts (he once forced a criminal to write a detailed account of his past crimes).He is an expert in many different languages and is also a master ventriloquist (he can project or “throw” his voice).
He is also a master of disguise and has been known to impersonate others, even fooling their friends and family members. The Shadow is apparently an expert aircraft pilot and skilled in infiltration and information gathering techniques due to his experience as an intelligence agent.
He wields a pair of .45 pistols and employs a fleet of automobiles and aircraft in his various operations.

"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows!"
by The Centurion May 5, 2013
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"I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my nigga for real dog. Peace."
Is part of a press conference. The conference was held on February 8th where President Joe Biden said this regarding cannabis legalisation at a federal level
Person 1: What are you smoking on tonight mr president?
Person 2: I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my nigga for real dog. Peace.
by Sukin duks of March 2, 2023
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Evil Meat Eating Space Chicken Wearing Sexy Y Fronts

Not so well know tribe of space chickkens not well know any way but definatly not for their intelligence as they r quite stupid. All their attempts of world domination have failed normally as they have gotton the wrong plannet or foggot what dommination was and went to have a tea break but then fogor what that was to so sat around for 200 years then decding to look up world domination on urbandictionary but then got carried away looking up rude words untill their mums came home and where severly spanked!
The Emperor Of The Evil Meat Eating Space Chicken Wearing Sexy Y Fronts wants to talk about world domination, and ask how to use the bog again!
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Fractally evil

Someone who's seen as evil, no matter if you zoom in to every conceivable resolution to their worldviews, beliefs' or morals down to the level of quarks, bosons and beyond Planck level, they would be considered as evil.
It could be used as an insult against people who identifies as a "MAP" or "MAPsexual," or pedophiles like EDP445, Apollo Quiboloy and e.t.c.
Examples of fractally evil people:
- People who identify as MAP or MAPsexual
- People who are charge of child sexual abuse
- People who has a history of atrocities not limited to genocide, war crimes, deportation and ethnic cleansing (e.g. Adolf Hitler)
- People who started a world war
- Animal Abusers
- Ragebaiters, or post-trolls that does the most unhinged shit, to the point they are praising Nazis or Fascists willingly.
- Nazis and Neo-Nazis
- Confederates and Ku Klux Klan
- Any Cult Leader like Apollo Quiboloy
- Foodistzen
- Bella The Wolf
- UTTP
by MarioFan171 October 25, 2024
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evil man

When person doesn't know or forgot how will be "villain" on English they says that
Thanos is, errrr, that evil man from Avengers, he killed half of people!
by Crazystone December 7, 2023
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