Is a sweat at beat saber
by Cogvaledriver April 28, 2021
Get the Ethan greenmug. Someone who is scared of delivering Uber Eats, He can never get a 5-star or SSR unit in any gacha game he plays. He hates people named Jordan.
by I'm Horni October 6, 2020
Get the Ethan Tranmug. -first man to be able to OD on marijuana
-first man to fail white plains
-ugly bum who can’t do anything right
-lives for attention
-has a 2 inch cock and is prideful about it
-cyberbullies girls on vsco
-first man to fail white plains
-ugly bum who can’t do anything right
-lives for attention
-has a 2 inch cock and is prideful about it
-cyberbullies girls on vsco
by cole395 June 9, 2019
Get the ethan meslermug. by EthanAwesome YT June 5, 2021
Get the Ethan Awesomemug. A tall and slim man with orange hair, usually of African descent. Often grumpy and listening to rap or erotic audiobooks, Ethan (Valdez) requires a large daily intake of sugar and caffeine to cope with life. Often associated with reckless driving and possession of unregistered firearms.
by PJ Babadotan October 31, 2022
Get the Ethan (Valdez)mug. Ethan Knowles aka 'The Fat Cunt of Walney' is known for his sheer size of a whopping 50 Stone! He can usually be found on the 'courts' on North Walney or in the bushes bumming Paige Ramsey, with his 1 inch weapon. (Sometimes even Tianna Clark and Chardonay get amongst it with them)
Ethans' master is a man known as 'FRESHHH Dave' aka 'Cracking Pluurr', Ethan follows all of Daves' commands no matter what. One of the commands Ethan has recently completed for his master is reporting ApianDig (who is an absolute mad lad) on XBOX. Ethan also broke his hand trying to fist Paige. Oh.. and also a common misconception with Ethan is his penis is often mistaken for a cocktail sausage, hence why it was bit off by his dog.
Ethans' master is a man known as 'FRESHHH Dave' aka 'Cracking Pluurr', Ethan follows all of Daves' commands no matter what. One of the commands Ethan has recently completed for his master is reporting ApianDig (who is an absolute mad lad) on XBOX. Ethan also broke his hand trying to fist Paige. Oh.. and also a common misconception with Ethan is his penis is often mistaken for a cocktail sausage, hence why it was bit off by his dog.
by ApianDig November 1, 2018
Get the Ethan Knowlesmug. the biggest asshole in the world. is a fat cunt only bathes every two weeks and has no friends. everytime he swears in clase he gets away with it because of his "needs" what he dosent have. hes an asshole and trys to act cool
by whyhaveabswhenyoucanhavekababs June 6, 2018
Get the ethan astonmug.