British English

(vulgar): English. Proper English.

Gee, Dwayne, did you done heared them Limeys a-speakin' of with they British English jibber-jabber? Ah near falled out of mah trailer.

by OrangYahooUK March 8, 2013

fractured english

What nerds use as a second language whilist talking online to various ethnic groups and social denominations. The use of this language helps the speaker communicate in such away that all who are talked to (whether they be petephiles or 12 year old asians) can understand the language.

EX. Fractured English
<squiggy>So liek what r u guyz up to.
<petephile>nm u?
<12 year old asian> i like warcraft.

by Jordan Spence August 9, 2006

carl english

a person who is a quite dosy and tends to be quite funny and who is also a sheffield wednesday supporter.

e.g. 'how can you be such a carl english and support that team!'.

by alan d. July 26, 2006

body english

In sports, the movements or signs (usually unconscious) that indicate what a player is about to do.

The pitcher's arms tensed, his shoulders rose, and his weight shifted to his right foot. His body english was signaling a fastball.

by SmileyScout June 10, 2008

american english

american english is just another way of saying bastardized english.

americans dont know how to talk. i should know, because im american.

by MetallilbangeR March 3, 2007

American English

American English is a language that has so many obvious rules that almost only Americans break.

the difference between "then" and "than". they almost always confuse them. I'm not American but I perfectly know when to use each one!

by Pan March 3, 2007

Commonwealth English

Commonwealth English is the name for a mythical variety of English which is only defined as “not U.S.”, and ignores the fact that the Commonwealth of Nations is an international organization whose membership changes regularly.

There is no such distinct variety defined by either accent, vocabulary, or spelling and orthography. English within the Commonwealth of Nations is diverse – for example, Canadian English is more closely related to (U.S.) American English than to any other variety – while English dialects can cross the bounds of the Commonwealth, like Irish English, spoken in the Republic of Ireland which is left the Commonwealth a half-century ago, and in Northern Ireland a part of the United Kingdom, a charter member of the Commonwealth of Nations.

Here in Ottawa we speak and write Commonwealth English, same as in Auckland, Karachi, London, and Singapore.

by Michael Zed February 24, 2009