The English claim to be Anglo-Saxons, this is a myth invented in the 18th century to ingratiate themselves with their new German king. Their language was introduced by Roman auxilliaries and comes originally from the Dutch but most of its words are French. The people themselves are mainly Welsh with maybe 10% Danish Vikings, their favourite food is curry and they will drink anything with alcohol in it.
Riddled with a class system that dates back to the Norman Conquest, an Englishman only has to open his mouth to be instantly codified and stratified in terms of his town of origin, wealth, education and social status.
Riddled with a class system that dates back to the Norman Conquest, an Englishman only has to open his mouth to be instantly codified and stratified in terms of his town of origin, wealth, education and social status.
by weslangdon April 21, 2013
Get the English mug.An individual studying the language "English". Often found at school/University, these individuals are behind most of the English speaking world, who often develop fluency in the early years of their lives.
Less intelligent than the rest of us, they struggle with concepts of new words and simple grammar (for example: gayerer using a simple '-er' suffix) and spelling of simple words (for example: intrigued)
Less intelligent than the rest of us, they struggle with concepts of new words and simple grammar (for example: gayerer using a simple '-er' suffix) and spelling of simple words (for example: intrigued)
Izzi ran around screaming with her tounge hanging out like an English student
English students intrigue me
No - I am fluent thanks. Not an English student. Seriously.
English students intrigue me
No - I am fluent thanks. Not an English student. Seriously.
by English Pro April 30, 2009
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DEF #1 dude my dog, DME, just took a fat shit over there and it smells like a nicole english
DEF#2 daaaammnn maammiie, you lookin hawwtt, like a nicole english, uuhhh
DEF#2 daaaammnn maammiie, you lookin hawwtt, like a nicole english, uuhhh
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Get the english tea mug.common english language phrases and means of expression including typical terms uttered by people who fart dust.
Did that guy just call me a doll?
Yeah, but its ok, I think he meant well.
Oh look, he just farted dust.
Yeah, but its ok, I think he meant well.
Oh look, he just farted dust.
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Get the english flagship mug.Adventurous and fearless. The most beautiful hair and eyes. Her smile and laugh light up a room. English is very hard on herself, but she can't help it. Everyone except herself knows she's an out right bombshell. Boys are afraid of her, they think she is out of their league, because few guys have the courage to talk to a girl that amazing.
English at can at times be a sarcastic animal,but only when she has good reason. She is so kind to everyone. She'll always be there when you need her, even if you've hurt her, she will always care even though you once didn't. English will make you laugh, but she doesn't think she's funny. Consider yourself BLESSED if English lets you hang around her.
English at can at times be a sarcastic animal,but only when she has good reason. She is so kind to everyone. She'll always be there when you need her, even if you've hurt her, she will always care even though you once didn't. English will make you laugh, but she doesn't think she's funny. Consider yourself BLESSED if English lets you hang around her.
-Holy shit do you know that girl over there?
Oh, that's English. Best girl you'll ever meet.
-How do you know a girl like English?
I used to date her, but I don't deserve a girl like her. I'll never get over losing English.
Oh, that's English. Best girl you'll ever meet.
-How do you know a girl like English?
I used to date her, but I don't deserve a girl like her. I'll never get over losing English.
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