Earth

A floating space rock infested with creatures good and bad, inhabited by things called humans who have a habit of making a mess of everything.

Space Creature 1: would you rather: enter a blackhole and die? Or live on earth for 5 years?
Space Creature 2: Bit of a silly question there, blackhole obviously

by Phoeboop July 16, 2018

Dinosaur Earth

The truth

The Dinosaur Earth is real, and we are living in ignorance!

by hello I am someone October 28, 2021

Lemonkey’s Raid The Earth Day

Every single Lemonkey that exists raid the earth on November 3rd.

The Lemonkey’s Raid The Earth Day is here. You know what that means ;)

by Lemonke President October 27, 2019

that’s what makes the earth round

A word used when someone says something obvious

Person 1. Money doesn’t grow on trees!
Person 2. Well yeah, that’s what makes the earth round.

by pseudyonumy is hard to write June 11, 2023

earth

a flat disc that we all live on

i am not an actual flat earther

by loopsipåp September 10, 2020

Earth

A decent-sized orb that humans happen to live on. It is quite dangerous considering lots of people die there. The Earth revolves around the sun, but the sun needs to stfu because it is a pick-me and it's not always the center of attention.

Hello bob, where do you live?
Oh hi Bartholomew, I live on a place called "Earth"!
Oh wow! What a coincidence! I too, live at that location
*A this point Bob and Bartholomew are besties due to all the things they have in common.

by anonymous March 25, 2023

The Prettiest Motherfucker On Earth!

Paradox

Damn Paradox do beautiful he really " The Prettiest Motherfucker On Earth! "

by Rich Hippy July 30, 2022