mark-dot-beard

Summary definintive noun that might be used to describe any person that is newly accquainted but at occasional odds when faced with the various complexities of personal computing, the internet and e-mail. Theoretically the sequence can be amended to suit any individual but should only be restricted to single syllable names for maximum impact. See also ned-dot-kelly..

Has that old fucker mark-dot-beard logged on to his e-mails yet?

I have sent him a verbal twatting that is sure to impress...and his new screensaver will surely cause more irritation than rampant pubic lice.

by The Poison Dwarf August 4, 2010

dotted her eyes

dotting the eyes is the act of pulling out and shooting semen into your partners eye(s)

how was the bar rag from last night?
she was awesome.... i dotted her eyes and they were still glued shut this morning

by dr tool June 4, 2019

snot dot

A spot or film of fugitive adhesive. The greenish brown high profile low tack version found on the back of new credit cards is also called a booger dot.

Less disgusting than actual snot. More fun than a blob of rubber cement.

My new credit card came with a snot dot.

by Hal Mounce July 24, 2009

Go Shag Dot

When someone in a group just isn't liked, and everyone tells them to "Go Shag Dot" when he/she speaks.

Girl (who is liked); Hey, do you all want to come to my house?
Group; Yeah, sure
Boy (who isn't liked); Then we can stay at my house?
Group; Go Shag Dot!

by GSDABADB October 18, 2008

Red dot

When you put menstruation blood on men's legs

My friend got a red dot

by banana_phone June 22, 2023

Nipin Dippin Dots

When a man mixes his semen into a fresh batch of cookies and cream Dippin Dots.

Did you hear about the zoo? apparently some guy made some Nipin Dippin Dots and sold them without telling anyone.

by Byrannical June 9, 2024

m dot

A m dot is the conscious placement of DNA'd aura on the DNA of another person's body, to protect, direct and inform, it must be age appropriate and consensual on the part of all parties involved.

Is that a m dot or a parasite?
My m dot from a friend told me the answer.

by tbdeity April 25, 2014