Veggie Dodger

a person who doesn’t eat the vegetables like a FREAK

Someone: you didn’t eat your vegetables
Me: yes
Someone: veggie dodger

by jdidjf July 16, 2022

Artful Dodger

A crafty person who commits minor crimes or behaves in a rather unscrupulous manner or one who deftly evades obstacles, pursuers, inconveniences, or other difficulties.

Did you see how skilfully he pickpocketed that rich gentleman?
Yeah, what an Artful Dodger

by JAMDELO July 23, 2022

super dodger

An unvaccinated person who has not yet gotten covid of any kind.

"I'm surprised at you, you haven't gotten covid in the past two years."
"You must be a super dodger then."

"A super huh?"

by Amateur-txt July 25, 2022

doggie dodge

Doggie Dodge is when the boyfriend or significant other shoves your dog to the floor from the sofa pr bed when you are not looking too get him out of the way to have sex.

Norm Shoved my dog off there bed last night doing the doggie dodge and now my dog is butt hurt.

by MuddyBottoms August 22, 2022

Skirt-Dodger

(noun)
An individual who, when faced with scrutiny or suspicion, takes actions to appear innocent or virtuous solely to evade investigation or potential consequences, rather than out of genuine goodness or moral character.

-- This term is often used to describe someone who employs manipulative tactics or engages in superficial acts to deflect attention away from their questionable behavior or to deter further probing into their actions.

Person A: "Did you hear about Mark? He donated a large sum of money to charity after news of his financial misconduct broke out."
Person B: "Yeah, but I doubt he did it out of the goodness of his heart. He's just a skilled Skirt-Dodger trying to avoid getting caught and investigated further."

by ahundredovens July 25, 2023

Russian Dodgeball

Two People use a condom sexually until climax, use said condom as a toilet for the next 24 hrs. Freeze it over night, and play dodgeball. First to get hit eats it.

Man: lets play Russian dodgeball
Woman: Nooo! last time you had diarrhea

by DilfFucker69420 September 27, 2023

Pd Dodge

Pd dodging is the act of intentionally avoiding a permadeath event with the hopes of avoiding death or not fighting lore spec

Leaf Nin 1: Lord Hokage’s taking all the spec for himself just to pd dodge..

Leaf Nin 2: Duh, you know he’s afraid of the rose haired saiyan…

Leaf Nin 3: Yeah man and now we’re doomed to war, hopefully I can have a meal before we die because I’m skin and bones💀

by R:0 November 23, 2023