dildough

when a female specimen inserts a baguette into her vaginal cavity for pleasure or fun

“Yo amy whas the bread in the oven for”
“oh im just making a dildough to put in my pussy”

by blazin till the end June 16, 2018

Tweedle Dildo & Tweedle Dickhead

Two male individuals who act as if they are joined together at their schwanzes.

Two guys that throw up on eachother's schwanzes.

Bobby and Eric act like they are Tweedle Dildo & Tweedle Dickhead at every sporting event they attend.

I'll tell you what dude, Siegfried and Roy are classic Tweedle Dildo & Tweedle Dickhead.

by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011

dildo

an item that should have never been invented. some girls like that fake penis more than the real one

me penis is 11 inches long, so why dont u call me instead of using that expensive gaget (no guys)

by JeVoNeR September 6, 2003

dildo

a dildo is an object or an item. It helps girls who are desperate for sex have sex alone with themselves. They just simply stick it up their vaginea or asshole and feel good.
A dildo is basically like a guys penis. except its not on a guy.

"I'm going to buy a dildo because im desperate for sex and noone wants to have sex with me"

by anonymous help February 26, 2005

German Dildo

Its where you shit into a condom and then freeze it, and then use it as a dildo.

I used a German dildo on that whore last night.

by kersh-i2i January 24, 2011

dildo faggins

a homosexual male; sometimes expressed as just "faggins"

--after Bilbo Baggins from J.R.R. Tolkien's THE HOBBIT

"Fuckin' dildo faggins..." --said under breath to oneself, refering to a gay man who has become a nuisance.

by Roach Brothers May 5, 2004

shit-dildo

When someone shits into a condom ties it off and uses the result to fuck with.

Uhh... now that my ass is empty tie off that shit-dildo and stick it back in... BITCH!

by Et's March 28, 2008