greggles and dicks

any two friends whose names are greg and richard.

invite greggles and dicks over to this raging party!

by loveyaa January 5, 2010

dick-friend

1. a cock blocking friend.

2. a friend who always tries to have sex with the girl your trying to get with.

3. a friend who tries to have sex with your friends.

4. a friend with great sexual impulses.

Nate: man, Morris is suck a dick-friend.

Tye: yeah, he tried to steal my FwB

Nate: he cock blocked me last night...

Morris: hey, whatsup? where's Rachel?

Tye: go f**k yourself.

by Psychotic Tye July 23, 2010

dick chokers

when your boxers are too tight and you go to sit down they choke your dick up real bad.

every time my mom tries to buy me new boxers they always wind up being dick chokers, never fails.

by joegunn December 17, 2008

belly dick

A dick so long, you end up fucking her so deep, you give her belly the dick.

"Dude, I gave that girl some belly dick last night."

"Girl, I got some belly dick last night."

by Tripnik March 14, 2014

dick sting

When your dick stings right after you piss. Also the horrible feeling of getting soap, chlorine or any painful chemicals inside your penis.

Robbies dick stung after he got off the toilet, He had a dick sting

by Bingham <3 May 12, 2014

Speed Dicking

The art of turning and drawing a penis on someone's property as quick as physically possible. As you are drawing the penis on your peer's personal property, the artist has to say "Speed Dicking" as fast as possible.

Jake: "You are so good at speed dicking!"
Lachy (Caravan): "Yes, you are so brilliant at speed dicking!"
Ethan: "I know, i should be a professional speed dicker!"

by Swegsticle July 23, 2014

Business dick

Someone who is very successful in business, but at the same time is a massive dick because of it.

Ooj is always talking about how much money is company is making, he's such a business dick.

by yawn92 September 17, 2014