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Diamond

She is gorgeous, smart, outgoing, a good listener and gives good advice. But here's the catch theres a limit with her. Push her too far you gone be in the middle of next year. She is very shy when you meet but once she warms up to you don't break that trust. Why? You'll never get that no time soon. Shes been broken many times if it takes you 2 years to get decent trust. She puts others before herself and sometimes even forget about herself commonly. That one chick you can always call to watch netflix with. But once you seen her you cant get her off your mind. She can very clingy but overprotective to her family and the ones she love. Can beat the shit out of anyone, she has no fear of no one or anything. She keeps her head high and follows her dreams and goals. She may act like she likes you but shes just being nice
Boy #1: Bro have you seen Diamond yet? I only got to see her once!
Boy #2: Bro I saw her last hour. She looks fine asf in her new outfit.
Her boyfriend: Hehe! Remember that's mine big fella. She would never you to idiots.
Boy #1&#2: HEY!
by DemonitizeThisTjing March 8, 2020
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Diamond muffin

Your Prince Charming that worth more then diamonds & breakfast muffins in other words his fine and his mine I love him
Love you my Diamond muffin I love having breakfast with you and spending quality time with my love
by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023
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Diamond Allergy

When your fiance or wife gains a a ton of weight after getting engagment ring or wedding band.
"man I dodged the bullet on that one, we got engaged and she blew up like a blimp. Talk about a diamond allergy. Imagine if we got married."
by The Hound Dog September 16, 2020
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Standafor Diamond

A cum guzzling socially retarded Sissy with pea sized balls who uses a fake profile name and photo so he can talk shit on social media.
Hey Matt, did you see what a Standafor Diamond Mike is? He uses an anime picture to talk shit! What a Pussy!
by Lip splitter July 7, 2019
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Ozark Mountain Diamonds

John-Luke: Hey Bobby let's go to Table Rock Lake and cook up some good ol' Ozark Mountain Diamonds!

Bobby: I can't tonight, I gotta go to my brother's trailer have sex with every female in my immediate family.

John-Luke: Well gosh dammit.
by tehannihilator September 6, 2015
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fo' real topaz diamond

What you write down on homework when you have barely eligible handwriting and your teacher doesn't really check.

it does not have to be the exact words, it represents the freedom to write anything as "work" without notice from your teacher.
use fo' real topaz diamond when you need to fill empty space for hopefully 100% credit
by higgens-tatoo- July 25, 2011
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lady diamond

The logical extension of "lady wood"...because a diamond is harder than wood ...and the obvious relationship to the small hard jewel (the man in the boat) between a woman's legs.
She woke up with lady diamond having dreamed of him all night long
by foodie52 October 22, 2017
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