Dirty Diamond

When you're listening to "What is it for me" by Amy Diamond while you're masturbating alone, crying, tears falling down your torso and you use the tears as lube. At the same time you've emptied a bottle of Jack Daniels and a bag of Cheetos. As you climax you scream out "oh it is a me, Mario"

Hey bro, what did you do last night?

Oh nothing special, just the regular you know, just eating cheetos, drinking Jack' and finished the day off with a Dirty Diamond.

Wow, i might just do i Dirty Andreas later then.

by Damtjusaren Andreas October 24, 2023

Diamond Condom

Condom for rich dudes infused with real diamonds.

My friend Elon Musk has a diamond Condom and he loves it.

by donga don September 11, 2022

sugondese diamond

A ski route where failing to make a turn will send you down a much harder one

Guy 1: Be careful if you go down that route, it's quite the sugondese diamond.
Guy 2: Sugondese diamond? I don't see no diamonds.
Guy 1: If you miss the third turn you'll go down a double black and have to sugondese feeding tubes.

by virgin916 August 2, 2022

Diamond Monster

a furry who likes to make fursonas with colors in the primary color scheme of the fur, mainly turquoise or cyan, as those are colors associated with diamonds

Person 1: I am the flashlight god and the diamond monster of this discord server!
person 2: What?

by mmmmm momke March 30, 2021

Diamond Valley College

A school that spends 99% of their budget on sport

Diamond Valley College is for sporty kids only don't go there

by DungeonPenguin March 15, 2020

Ball-Diamond-Ball

Not under command, no Commanding Officer. A vessel restricted in maneuvering (may only navigate trusted and safe waters meaning no one has control of you, you are a good person and therefore can help others to break free of control of others. Abbreviated B-D-B. Affiliation can be shown by displaying the maritime day shape for Ball-Diamond-Ball on a window or screensaver.

I am finally Ball-Diamond-Ball and will never allow myself to be taken again by those who play mind games.

by Pierced69 January 6, 2022

Kenny diamond

a random indonesian guy who is obsessed with cars.

guy- what type of car is that kenny?

kenny diamond - that's a Mazda 69 with a Wärtsilä RT-flex96C engine

by Cool gay guy 73747364 September 11, 2022