Dildo Hospice

An elderly woman's Vagina.

That lady is so old her vagina is her dildo hospice

by Lance.Pimpstrong September 23, 2015

tommys_magical_dildo

Famous mythological dildo used in IRC chats.

/me shoves tommys_magical_dildo into $nick.

by Denisfdsfas December 25, 2007

Dildo Head

(n) A person whos head looks like a dildo.

Man, you are a fucking dildo head.

by WHAT February 13, 2005

what the dildo

Analogous to phrases such as “What the fuck” or “What the hell”. Often used in the context of describing something utterly confounding or inexplicitly stupid. Can be abbreviated to “What the dil” if children or those easily offended are present.

Sam: Whats up bro?
John: Nothing much, expect I'm building a rocketship to Mars so we can play ping pong in zero gravity!!
Sam: What the dildo??

by Master2117 December 31, 2008

dildofaniac

A Guy/Gal Who Is OBSESSED with the look/feel/touch/smell....etc.....etc of any dildo he/she comes across.

Me:Dude She Is So Hot!!

Jay:Dude,You Dont want to get wit her....shes a total psycho killer dildofaniac!

by TySoN 2 Da DeJaynes September 14, 2008

dildollery

noun.

any or all of an assortment of items used in the manual sexual stimulation of oneself or another.

"Sabrina sure does have a large collection of dildollery. Hopefully she'll find someone to fuck her soon."

"That sure is one fine piece of dildollery. Does that hurt?"

by GoodgionK August 26, 2006

dildo swank

The crustified vaginal secretions that build up on a dildo after it has been used.

I had to put my dildo in the dishwaher to due the copious buildup of dildo swank.

by Pimmy January 15, 2008