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The long donut

When a guy sticks his finger all the way down his penis and pulls it out. Thus his dick resembles a long donut.
Kevin- Whats that kid screaming about?
*looks down to the bottom bunk*
AHHHHHHHHH HE GAVE HIMSELF A LONG DONUT! HIS FINGER IS STUCK IN HIS DICK!

Camp Nurse- Son why did you give yourself The long donut thats literally the most painful thing you will experience.
by Jossh K December 13, 2019
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Crunchy Crispy Donut

A Crispy Crunchy Donut that the best youll ever find
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Crunchy Crispy Donut
by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020
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The new brand of cereal / or a person who stays out all night and in the alley and smokes crack and develops a white glaze around the lips and has no desire to drink water or anything else for that matter but has all the energy in the world to drop to his knees and looking and get on the ground and look for that $5 crack rock that he didn't
Damn look at that heated brillo powdered donut ring around that niggaz mouth why he still searches for that five piece he didn't drop
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slept a donut

When one sleeps for 12 hours straight, thereby circling round the clock, making the shape of a donut.
"Oh man, I was so wasted after the party that I slept a donut last night."
by ballers34 November 10, 2021
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Romancing The Donut

"Yo, what's up dawg! I hear you and Vi been hanging out, yo?!"
"Yeah, we been cold chillin'."
"You been romancing the donut?"
"Hell yeah! Her pus is chronic, bro."
by shackofghosts January 1, 2022
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glazed strawberry donut

When a male uses strawberry flavoured lube and proceeds to make anal love to their partner. Once cumming in and around the hole they them proceed to eat the glazed strawberry donut.
Guy 1 - hey man wanna try the Glazed Strawberry Donut

Guy 2 - hell yeah
by Grimwatch July 5, 2022
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Krispy Kreme Glazed Donut

When a man and a woman do the naughty dog productions and the man makes Krispy Kreme icing and cakes the donut. Now that the kids are gone, where a man and a woman bounce on each other until the man reaches his moaning period and spunks in or on the pussy.
Oh my god I turned that bitch Beth's pussy into a Krispy Kreme Glazed Donut last night.
by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023
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