The sexual act of combining the shocker with cunnilingus. Make sure your hands are clean and your fingernails are trimmed because if you want to be doing it right you'd better have excellent personal hygiene. This position works best while prone, make sure you are giving consistent g spot pressure and are breathing through your nose. This is the supreme way of treating your partner with foreplay.
Dave: Doing anything special with your wife for Valentine's day?
Greg: I'm gonna bless her with The Dirty Lenny and make her cum a bunch so that she doesn't feel so bad about my otherwise general sexual laziness.
Greg: I'm gonna bless her with The Dirty Lenny and make her cum a bunch so that she doesn't feel so bad about my otherwise general sexual laziness.
by The Dirty Lenny March 16, 2021
by Harry McCrak May 21, 2019
A person who gets so drunk and passes out, that the next day you can tell them that they blew you and they will believe you.
Cole says: "Hey Alex, you blew me last night."
Alex says: "Well Cole, I believe you, but please don't tell anyone!"
Cole says to other people: "Alex is such a Dirty Merchant that he believes he blew me last night!"
Alex says: "Well Cole, I believe you, but please don't tell anyone!"
Cole says to other people: "Alex is such a Dirty Merchant that he believes he blew me last night!"
by Ihaspotpaiz November 19, 2015
When your eating a gay guys ass and he shits in your mouth then you enjoy it while having a jerk circle with your dog.
by Tom McGowan April 16, 2020
Even though she may be a genuine person and is always expressing her feelings, she fails to mention her freaky side. She can go down whenever and no one knows (it’s basically a secret talent)
by northwesteastsouthwest April 12, 2020
When you stare your friend’s dates and break their kneecaps just so they can suck your dick while their foot is up your ass.
by Ur1QPlusOne May 04, 2020
by Linus Choader February 10, 2021