by Schlank April 29, 2012
Get the Chuck the Deucemug. Deuce Duped Dickhead is always a good hearted male. His good heart is used against him by the same female not once but twice. After being burnt in a relationship once, he gets manipulated and sucked back in to the same relationship with lies and false promises, only to get burnt again, more often than not the next day. The male will then be ignored and forever wonder why the female, who is obviously a game player with no heart, would ever do this to him.
"Did you hear the big fella is a Deuce Duped Dickhead?"
"The good hearted, understanding bloke?"
"Yep"
"That poor guy."
"The good hearted, understanding bloke?"
"Yep"
"That poor guy."
by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019
Get the Deuce Duped Dickheadmug. a flaming bag of shit left on someone's front porch, wherein the perp rings the doorbell before running off.
Shannon got crap all over his foot when he stomped out a diablo dingdong deuce that someone left for him!
by Candylaw March 18, 2014
Get the Diablo dingdong deucemug. The act of shutting off the water valve to a toilet, completely draining all water, then leaving a turd in the bottom of the bowl.
"Phillip gave me the keys to his estate and asked that I mind his English Mastiffs in his absence. I fed the hounds, ate his scones, and left a Deuce in Dry-Dock knowing this would elicit a chuckle from Phillip and scorn from his mistress."
by Ohsotrue December 27, 2011
Get the Deuce in Dry-Dockmug. "Whoa, dude! Travis blew up the bathroom with a deuce de leche, I'm pretty sure those mozzarella sticks were the culprit."
by BigGrubsSTM June 13, 2016
Get the deuce de lechemug. The act of holding one's index and middle fingers in a 'peace' sign above another persons head, usually performed when a picture is being taken.
by the texan April 11, 2012
Get the chucking your deucemug. Its when you are at work and you had a big lunch....then you have to take a dump just before you leave. The 5:00 deuce!
by Dward6351 March 7, 2012
Get the 5:00 deucemug.