Xavier's Dad is a alien that wont shut the fuck up, This dude really listens to Radio Head. Bro, He might be a Frog named Uncle John too, but all I know from his Facebook page is that he might be a Alien that wants to flood Michigan, specifically Detroit.
Yo, have you talked to Xavier's dad?
No, He Flooded Detroit 💀
Man can't have stable ground in Detroit.
No, He Flooded Detroit 💀
Man can't have stable ground in Detroit.
by fwre er;kjgnvfherigvslejhb egh March 26, 2022

A father who fights in the military. It can have negative impacts on his spouse and childrens' lives. They would miss him and always wait for the day he comes back home unless the spouse cheats.
by Avocado2004 February 14, 2021

Super basic dad. Lives at Home Depot, refuses to upgrade his cellular device, and pretends to be progressive by letting his teenage daughters listen to "that cool new rap" music, but turns down the volume (or just silently cringes) at the cuss words.
Local dads have either a very stale sense of humor, bad comedic timing, or both.
Definitely collects baseball caps.
Local dads are like their coffee tumblrs; kinda hot.
A "local dad" can also be used to describe anyone, male or female, who dresses like a "local dad"... typically frumpy athleisure.
Local dads have either a very stale sense of humor, bad comedic timing, or both.
Definitely collects baseball caps.
Local dads are like their coffee tumblrs; kinda hot.
A "local dad" can also be used to describe anyone, male or female, who dresses like a "local dad"... typically frumpy athleisure.
"Harriet just sent me a snap of her at Lowes, looking for a new DIY furniture project..."
"Look at her new thrifted baseball cap!"
"Harriet is SUCH a local dad. Smh."
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"Is that Mr. Worsheschire? Our History substitute teacher? In the cereal aisle?"
"Omg he's buying Raisin Bran..."
"Such a local dad in real life. Wow."
"Look at her new thrifted baseball cap!"
"Harriet is SUCH a local dad. Smh."
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"Is that Mr. Worsheschire? Our History substitute teacher? In the cereal aisle?"
"Omg he's buying Raisin Bran..."
"Such a local dad in real life. Wow."
by Local Dad Enthusiast March 29, 2016

by OHSHIETEOSHIETEYO August 27, 2017

The term 'dad rock' refers to older music listened to by men who try, without success, to introduce this music to their children and other younger people.
Music can only be counted as 'dad rock' if it is music that has failed to remain popular with younger generations, e.g. Dire Straits, The Yardbirds etc., whereas bands of the same era such as Led Zeppelin and The Rolling Stones would not count as their music transcends the generation gap and is still popular with younger people
Music can only be counted as 'dad rock' if it is music that has failed to remain popular with younger generations, e.g. Dire Straits, The Yardbirds etc., whereas bands of the same era such as Led Zeppelin and The Rolling Stones would not count as their music transcends the generation gap and is still popular with younger people
While 'dad rock' can be quite personal to each dad, examples of artists include: Dire Straits, The Yardbirds, Cream, King Crimson, Yes
by 2Mannings1Bowl September 25, 2010

When somebody either gives you information or advice you don't care for, or you are somehow wronged due to peculiar circumstances, you say "Thanks Dad".
When someone says: "You shouldn't put granola bars in the toaster" and removes them, you say "Thanks Dad"
A stray frisbee from a nearby game strikes you. You state "Thanks Dad" to nobody in particular.
A stray frisbee from a nearby game strikes you. You state "Thanks Dad" to nobody in particular.
by Ivan Fish January 13, 2009

One who is slobish enough to come home after a hard day's work and burn down his family's house because he fell asleep with a cigarette in his mouth.
by Steve Van Rock September 24, 2005
