cyberboarding

(n.) - A form of online torture that consists of immobilizing a subject with endless emails of a trivial nature, thus triggering the mammalian gagging reflex causing the captive to experience sensations of nausea.

If I get one more email from my cousin in Boston telling me for the umpteenth time about what he did last weekend, I am going to puke. His constant stream of email messages is nothing but cyberboarding pure and simple, and I plan to put a stop to it as soon as possible.

by PRwiz101 November 7, 2010

cybermuter

A person that will not talk on the telephone, but will text message, chat, or I.M. all damn day. A person that doesn't answer the phone, and exchanges all telephone conversations for Text Messages, Instant Messaging, or Chat over the Internet, even when they are available to answer their phone.

When I called Gina Davis, she didn't answer the telephone, as if BEETLEJUICE was a cybermuter, and had put a zipper over our mouths. Instead, she referred to the "text" book of The Recently Deceased... Its as if both of us had been hushed.

by J.J. Wiggles November 8, 2010

Cyberserialist

Writer of serialized fiction in the style of Dumas' The Three Musketeers and Dickens' Great Expectations, but in the form of a blog.

Have you seen the latest post from those steampunk cyberserialists, Drake & McTrowell? What's with the freaky absinthe-induced hyper-inventing?

by Progrockfanboy February 18, 2011

Cyber Clone

The process where you take someone who's not on the internet myspace, facebook etc. This person is usually someone whom you dislike, or a friend who deserves to be trolled, and you make a phony userpage, add multiple friends, and troll every last one of them. Once your friend enters the real world the following day, he/she will come to notice that everyone despites him/her...thus UNLEASHING a 10/10 troll.

lets go cyber clone this douche!

by Arte-Stopher March 25, 2011

CyberGhost

The act of having no contact through technology. Disappearing from social networks, text, emails, etc.. for a period of time

I've texted him several times this weekend but no reply, think he went cyberghost.

by A.F.C.3 October 2, 2011

Cyber Scissoring

Acting out lesbian sex acts via the internet using a webcam.

"Whoa I just saw some stills of Casey and Joe the Lesbo cyber scissoring and it was hot!"

by kclaxpoo August 19, 2011

cyberpants

One's online pants. Can be "gotten into" by a cybersexer.

Larissa: So, I was chatting with this guy last night, and he turned out to be a TOTAL loser.
Kenzie: what did he do??
Larissa: He tried to get into my cyberpants!
Kenzie: OMG, cybersexers are sooo lame. I mean, seriously, get a girlfriend!

by Dom of Vell November 17, 2011