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Curd Packer

Step 1: Prepare a beer cheese mixture. Get out your fondue pot and melt that cheese.

Step 2: Pour a Brew into the cheese

Step 3: Pour mixture onto your weiner and allow cheese to harden.

Step 4: Use the cheese jimmy to have safe sex.

Go pack go!
Ohh ya know last night I gave the misses the old curd packer.
by P-Didy juicy krisp February 8, 2019
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Curbed Out

Passed out or nodded out from drugs/alcohol in the front seats of a vehicle, both parked and moving.
“Trent wake up! You’re hella curbed out and I need you to navigate”

“I was way curbed out driving home last night, I coulda wrecked.”

Origin: A friend of a friend had a job as a driver for UPS or FedEx or some shit, but also had a drug problem. He would be at work and start nodding out while driving, either from drug use or last of sleep partying too hard. As he momentarily fell asleep he would wake up when his truck smashed into the curb. Eventually it came to mean generally falling asleep in a car or somewhere you shouldn’t be sleeping, with the likelyhood of a not-so pleasant wake up.
by Dusty Punk Bitches May 2, 2019
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Credneck

Someone who pretends to be a redneck, but is probably from the suburbs. Likely drives a jacked up truck that never sees dirt. Claims to be "country."

Closely related to nephsons.
You see that guy over there in the lifted Chevy with chrome wheels, underglow, and blacked-out lights? What a credneck.
by whatshouldmyhandlebe May 30, 2019
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Credebt

The type of debt that cripples your testicles. Like riding on a roller coaster made of money that explodes your finances at 24% APR.
Lonzo: Yo' my nigga, how you plannin on financin' dis new tv?
Sumdu: I'm on a $5/mo payment plan at only 37% interest!. I'm only going to be having to pay $3,000 for a $150 TV!
Lonzo: You in Credebt my Du!
by jEmess July 13, 2019
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credinility

what you have when you have no

credibility. It works in the reverse... knowing nothing is no credibility but a great deal of credinility. People who like to present themselves as knowledgable who are not, have large quantities of credinility.
Don't listen to advice from that guy Jimmy, he has a whole lot of credinility.
by Capt. peterhead March 30, 2019
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CUCed

When you have consistently and repeatedly been scammed out of your C.U.C.s in Cuba because you're a foreigner. The result is you have been CUCed out of your money.
The taxi drivers CUCed me out of 5 CUCs every night when they pretended they don't have change.
by HavanaDefined August 15, 2019
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Credit Hound

Someone who, like a fiend for drugs, craves credit for like a wild honey badger craves honey. Sneaky, conniving, and duplicitous one should do all they can do to avoid their credit thieving ways.
"Yo Mike W.. I saw this great movie I think you would like called 'Citizen Kane'. Want to watch it together " - Bob C.
"Nah Homie, I saw it back in 1939 way before it hit theaters. Told everyone it was going to be pretty tight too." Mike w.
"Mike you are 34 years old, it is 2019 and the movie came out in 1941. You are such a CREDIT HOUND!" Bob C.
"Tough cookies. Can't help it if I have great taste." Mike W.
by Big Gay Tony November 29, 2019
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