douche canoe

brian douching himself while in canoe..or in a dorm room

that guy went on a douche canoe yesterday!

by jess, val, derek January 25, 2008

canoe

1. to copulate, to engage in sexual intercourse. 2. related to the expression, "to tip a lot of canoes," I think.

I can't wait to canoe the shit out of that hairy skank.

by tipped March 13, 2008

canoli slurper

female that is loud when sucking the males lower extremity

that chick is a canoli slurper

by ddythrax June 26, 2008

canon king

A fucking loser with a small ugly cock that doesn’t masturbate because he’s a little pussy ass bitch that like to get rocked to sleep by his mom at night because he’s gay. He’s so gay he has a bad fungus on his ass from is last gay orgy where got his butt resized. He now only does circle jerks because no one can fill his big hole and he can’t get pleasure from anal anymore.

Canon King sucks man pussy

by LickUrMomPussi6969 August 16, 2019

canoovy

adj. -a word that is used when there are no words to describe something/ when you can't think of another word to use. Used to express something hard to describe.

Dude, you hair's like.... ummm... canoovy! Yeah... canoovy!

by Michigan August 23, 2007

Canon

Canon is that one whiteboy your ex gets with who is in all ways a downgrade from your spectacular ass

Nigga check this, i saw my ex walking around with a Canon lookin fag

by I_Fucked_Ur_Mum___ July 17, 2018

canoodle

Making minor revisions, corrective noodling, on an artistic labor of love.

I need to canoodle this draft design, but you get the idea.

by Kirsten Vermulen April 30, 2008