bake a welsh cake

To curl one up, drop the kids off or lay cable is also to "Bake a Welsh Cake".

It ALWAYS takes 20 minutes or more to bake a welsh cake.

Can I borrow that magazine for 20 mins Trev? I've got a nearly-baked welsh cake to get out.

by Judster October 16, 2004

Sexy muffin cake

noun; a lesbian term for another woman who is VERY attractive.

2: Verb; to be kinky sexy, but not overly kinky.

1: I called Cheyenne a sexy muffin cake.
2: Amanda was being such a sexy muffin cake

by Alexa Ginger Cyric Haliwell August 23, 2008

Jizzly Ball Cake

A spongy desert enjoyed by many young men around the globe. Tastes salty, and is often eaten after a full, warm, steamy meal. Goes well with cream. Warning: may contain nuts.

Louis: mmmhmmm that was some good Jizzly Ball Cake we had last night
Duggy: I made it myself
Louis: Sweeeeeeeeeet

by louismitchell July 3, 2009

sweet as cake

When something is cool, awesome, groovy, or hip

Whoa, that new Avett Brothers CD is sweet as cake!

by folktroubadour January 7, 2010

Baking a twinkle cake

euphemism for gay sex

Candace: Where's Stephen?
Kelsey: Oh, he's baking a twinkle cake with Felipe.

by UChicoggles May 22, 2011

Glazed Chocolate Cake

The act of masturbating on top of a recent bowel movement, yours or otherwise.

Since becoming militantly green, i have been making Glazed Chocolate Cake instead of beating off in the shower.

by anon1235813 October 21, 2014

like a fat kid likes cake

The amount of something, usually meaning a lot.

I love you like a fat kid likes cake!! <3

by NotTheFatKid December 7, 2010