aunt coulter

a white woman considered to be excessively obedient or servile

"And I’m never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders, you know? ... Like, what’s Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women? Oh, I know. Aunt Coulter." - Michelle Wolf, 2018 WHCA Dinner

by heavenlynut May 31, 2018

Hot country mile

When you fuck a girl in the ass using creamy sausage gravy as lube

I had leftover biscuits and gravy from Cracker Barrel, so I gave my girl a hot country mile.

by Ecksdee.info September 3, 2018

Country Pay

Country Pay is accepting money in the form of sex! Any sexual act, it can be oral or regular sex. Normally, its used as a last resort in most cases.

She was broke as fuck so she offered to country pay me!

by Ornel June 29, 2008

country cadillac

a big 4x4 pick-up with lots of chrome and ridiculously large tires, usually driven by a man with a large belt buckle and boots.

That wussy don't never wheel that thing. Look at them rims...it's a country cadillac

by sircasey February 15, 2009

Quimby Country

Pure happiness.

I'm going to Quimby Country!

by CatsEatFood November 29, 2011

Cross Country Team

People who you run with. Everyone on a Cross Country Team is family.

I love my Cross Country Team so much! They are like family to me.

by XCrunner24 October 18, 2014

English Country Salad

A sex act between two partners that is illegal in many areas of the world. In this activity the submissive partner lies on his or her stomach with the acting partner on top. The acting partner then sticks their finger down their throat to induce vomiting, regurgitating whatever's in their stomach into the submissive partner's ass crack.

The acting partner then proceeds to eat the vomit out of the ass crack while performing anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus. The phrase "English Country" refers to the vibrant colors often found in vomit. "Salad" refers to the eating of vomit from the asscrack.

"Oh, darling," said the aroused naked woman to her male lover, "I want you to give me an English Country Salad."

"For you, my love," responded the man. "I'll do anything. My only desire is to please you in every way."

Then he stuck his finger down his throat and vomited all over her ass crack. After that he ate all the vomit while licking her asshole, concluding by giving his love a tender kiss on the lips. They cuddled the rest of the night.

by Dexter Graves October 27, 2010